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#1
what was the stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say?
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#2
'what was the stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say?'.
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#3
Your signature comes close.
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#5
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Your signature comes close.


This is pretty close.
#7
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This is pretty close.

No, that's spot on.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

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#8
I was going to write something. Then I realized it wasn't funny. So I deleted it.
#9
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Corvette_cav's mother: "Let's have a baby!"


more like 'hey baby, wanna risk having sex with this 1964 condom?'


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I was going to write something. Then I realized it wasn't funny. So I deleted it.



been there, man.
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#10
"are people who don't believe in god uneducated? like has no one ever told them?"


believe in what you want but really?......... REALLY?
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#12
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Technically, I didn't 'hear' TSs sig. So I'll go with "Is Islam a country?" or "Can komodo dragons breath fire?"


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#14
See sig.
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#15
A friend of mine in Georgia asked me what the time difference was when I was in Virginia.
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#16
also agree with the "your sig" comment


also OT my friend once asked me "jack is the tide coming in or going out?"

i replied "going out jen"

she then asked "how can you tell?"

to which i said "look at the sand, it's soaking wet and the tide aint coming in is it" (it was clearly going out)

her reply "oh yeh! never thought of that"

this is the same girl who once asked me about a "heavy plant crossing sign" whether it meant trees...
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#17
"The Rev is a better drummer than Neil Peart" Two very different drummers, two very different genres, one very stupid comment.
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#18
Probably when people try to discredit evolution by saying that they have never seen an example in their lifetime, and then act all proud that they just debunked the Universe. But maybe the stupidest thing ever is when other people around say "hey yea, you're right!"
#20
he is a 2010'er.
very possible he is in fact trolling.
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#21
One of my friends in high school actually, truly believed that the Holocaust was organized and carried out by the Jews in order to gain worldwide sympathy.

We all thought she was trolling until a full-on debate ensued between her and some of my other friends. I was... shocked, to say the least.
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#22
justin beiber is talented....

rush sucks....

god created the universe in 7 days just over 2000 years ago even though there is clear evidence that it existed billions of years ago....
#23
Quote by funky_monk94
justin beiber is talented....

rush sucks....

god created the universe in 7 days just over 2000 years ago even though there is clear evidence that it existed billions of years ago....


0/10

Justin Bieber is talented.

Rush subjectively sucks for some people.

Deal with it. It's called opinions.

Except the last thing. God did create the universe. There's evidence for that.
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#24
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One of my friends in high school actually, truly believed that the Holocaust was organized and carried out by the Jews in order to gain worldwide sympathy.

I do not hang out with her anymore.

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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#25
Quote by funky_monk94

god created the universe in 7 days just over 2000 years ago even though there is clear evidence that it existed billions of years ago....

Uh... it says in the bible he did, why would you argue with that?
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#26
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
0/10

Justin Bieber is talented.

Rush subjectively sucks for some people.

Deal with it. It's called opinions.

fail.


that is your opinion.
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#27
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fail.


that is your opinion.


To be able to sing in key is obviously a talent.

I'm sorry but it's true. Did your girlfriend not like the Dream Theater cd you bought her and prefer Justin Bieber or what's with the hate?
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#28
Quote by the_white_bunny
fail.


that is your opinion.

I'd say he is, for all intents and purposes, objectively talented.
#29
"All Christians love to stereotype against atheists"

He didn't realize his hypocrisy until after I had carefully explained what was wrong with that.
#32
Quote by Saint78
"The Rev is a better drummer than Neil Peart" Two very different drummers, two very different genres, one very stupid comment.


Agreed. You can't compare apples and oranges, well that's if they were fruit.
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#38
This is soo righteous. It sounds like something some wasted 20 year old would say at a party to be funny.

Quote# 77098

In a thread regarding astrophysics, distance and star light

Here is a question you.

So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

You mentioned the figure 11 million light years away.

So my question is how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now?

I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20.

EDIT: This one might take the cake.
No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.
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#39
A lot of the crap spewed by pretentious atheists about the narrow-minded Bible-bashers. And vice versa.
#40
I ventured into Gaiaonline and the endless stupidity on there was so bad that my head almost exploded. It's kind of sad that you can't tell who's retarded and who's trolling.
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