#2
They won't let me post pictures of my penis

Happy birthday!
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#3
You're the 24th fret of the low e to my open high e
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#5
MARCUS!!!!

You grew up!

You're such an old man, here's a cane



A baby camel!



Some chapstick to protect your tender little lips



Some rainbow toe socks! (even though you're too man for them)



FOOOOOOOD



Some hipster nerd glasses since you're such a wanna-be :3


Hello Kitty guitar picks!



A workout bench thingy that makes you all strong and manly man



And last but not least...


A BOAT ON A RIVER
*ahemStyxahem*
#6
Happy birthday!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#10
marucs

y u no tell me birthday




i got you clerks poster
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#11
Happy, happy birthday! I hope your day is great and magical.

I got you a cotton candy ice cream cupcake.

STಠ_ಠ
#13
Happy birthday good sir!



I present to you this bottle of fine cognac on behalf of the Gentlemen and Art threads!
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#14
! For anyone who didn't know, mcjosh srslsy gave me that Sufjan album. He's a ****ing boss and I love him. And Kait, all of that is amazing, love you too. Anus, I don't know what the hell it is but I love it and you too. I love you all.
#15
Happy Birthday!!!

You can have a mask, as I have no idea who you are in real life!



(Outfit sold separately).
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#17
Quote by sglover34479
As for the female?

I don't know you, but I got you a female.

Everybody deserves a female, right?

I hope you like Beyoncè!


I know I do.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#19
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


dang there's a lot of birthdays today.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#20
Quote by jetfuel495
*Linn and Sonder turntable*

The LP-10 is where it's at.

But yeah, Happy Birthday!

I got you...


...


er...


...




A SHEEP!

You can cuddle it and stuff.


Or more, if you're into that sort of thing.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#21
Happy Birthday Marcus, I got you my acquaintance!*


I'm sorry in advance.


*Acquaintance non-refundable, may not be redeemed for cash
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
Happy Birthday Marcus, I got you my acquaintance!*


I'm sorry in advance.


*Acquaintance non-refundable, may not be redeemed for cash

Pretty sure we've chatted once or twice..it's okay. No one remembers me.
#23
Happy birthday man

I...got you...an...overly dramatic sentence. *Epic soundtrack not included*

I was working on a song you would have liked but I couldn't finish it ;_;
🙈 🙉 🙊
#24
Quote by sglover34479
Pretty sure we've chatted once or twice..it's okay. No one remembers me.

I remember your username, I just never knew your actual name was Marcus until this second so I didn't associate it with you.

By the way, you should totally lend me that bike thing for a weekend.
#26
Quote by RU Experienced?
I remember your username, I just never knew your actual name was Marcus until this second so I didn't associate it with you.

By the way, you should totally lend me that bike thing for a weekend.

You can ride it and I'll ride the bike I already have, we can make it a trip! :3

and Steph, I appreciate the effort. I think giving a gift and causing happiness would've been too much on you anyway, don't risk anything man.
#27
Quote by sglover34479
You can ride it and I'll ride the bike I already have, we can make it a trip! :3

and Steph, I appreciate the effort. I think giving a gift and causing happiness would've been too much on you anyway, don't risk anything man.

🙈 🙉 🙊
#29
Quote by sglover34479
You can ride it and I'll ride the bike I already have, we can make it a trip! :3

I actually don't know how to ride a bike, I just wanted to fit in on the internet

Also your location gave me a migraine so perhaps you should just stop by my place when you're in the area.