#1
That's right, UG's resident Tory is a year older and one step closer to evolving to his desired form. Of course the harsh austerity measures he's probably going to implement on all of you at some point in the future means that you might not want to give him a present, and some of you are already getting screwed by his initiatives, but.... yeah, he gets presents anyway.

A group of politically incorrect, offensive old men:


The tears of the working class:


And a complimentary dose of swagger.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#2
Happy birthday!

I got you a dick in a box
Last edited by LostLegion at Aug 23, 2011,
#4
Happy birthday!!!

I got you my hatred and desire to be appreciated by you.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#6
Happy Birthday
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#7
Happy Birthday.

I bought my soul for you.

Want it?
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#16
Happy birthday you commie bastard. I got you your very own means of production.

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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#17
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I got you this


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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#18
Happy birthday, fellow Eagles fan
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing