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In UG Amplified, we've had a column called 'Behind the Scenes' that gives some info about what the UG Team has been up to recently behind the scenes.

Colohue used to write it, but lately he's been too busy, so I asked an admin (JustLikeMe) if he could pass a hat around backstage for some interesting tidbits.

They've decided to open the floor up to you guys to ask the questions! I'll pick ten of the best ones and pass them on to the staff.

The Q&A will be published in UG Amplified Issue 06, due out on 1st October.


Any questions?
#2
How are you?
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Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
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#3
If you had to choose from one celebrity to have sex with on a horse on the eiffel tower wearing nothing but socks and a tophat, but they have to have two adjacent vowels in their name, who would that be?
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#4
What does ug stand for?
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#7
What's the most frustrating thing about publishing the magazine? -number of submissions, reader numbers, late entries, false promises, (possible) sub-par work etc.
#8
does your man smell like a man and not a lady scented body spray? P.S i'm on a horse
#9
How many unique visitors does UG get a week, are there any weird times of year that give peaks in visitors?

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#10
Have you coded subliminal messages into the website to get idiots like me coming back here for 7 friggin years? Admit it man, I know you do!
#12
why so serious?
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#13
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Have you coded subliminal messages into the website to get idiots like me coming back here for 7 friggin years? Admit it man, I know you do!


they definitely project some sort of sexual imagery subliminally too. i get boners at a worrying frequency while browsing this site for no conscious reason.
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#15
Did you seriously expect serious questions in The Pit?
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I think you'll find that the more acceptable term is "australian"

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#16
Are you guys ever going to update the community page? I mean, I'm totally fine having two of my works featured for the rest of eternity, but it'd be nice to see more attention given to this part of UG.
#17
boring question, but what's a typical day like in the office out there in Kaliningrad? i would be interested to see some pictures of you guys working. also, is there any chance of UG merchandise in the future? i know there was in the past, and it didn't do so well, but honestly from the pictures i've seen it might have something to do with poor design and being overly tacky and lame. maybe t shirts with just the UG logo, maybe even have a contest to design the t shirts? i think something like that would be popular if it was at a decent price. or example, i would buy one (for a reasonable price) to wear when i go visit places like amusement parks. it would be pretty sweet to see someone with a UG t shirt in a place like that and be able to go up to them and say hi.

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Are you guys ever going to update the community page? I mean, I'm totally fine having two of my works featured for the rest of eternity, but it'd be nice to see more attention given to this part of UG.


also this.
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#18
1) Is the forbidden pear forever going to be a no-no?

2) Do you like my story?

3) How has your experience been as a member of UG's Finest?
#20
In reference to the community section. It has been abandoned and will eventually be removed altogether.
#21
Do you think of your mod-ship as a job or a privilege? What are your favorite and least favorite parts of being on the UG team?
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#23
Any chance of having branch off sites from ultimate-guitar? Ultimate-drums, etc. Perhaps not pertaining to music at all?
#24
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why so serious?

Pretty much this.
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#28
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#34
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17th.
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#35
Why are rules in the Pit so strict, such as mirror threads, "spam" (UG's definition of it), novelty accounts/multis, and banning of overused memes? Regarding spam, it seems hard to make interesting threads since every topic has it's own "ONLY XXXXX" thread already and can be reported as spam. Threads such as You Laugh you lose are considered spam, questions about guitars as well, VS threads, bands....

Enforcing users to stay on topic in the off-topic section is very bizarre.
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#36
have you been raped in the middle of the night by a man with a horses head?
if so, sorry
#37
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17th.

Not too shabby figuring the short duration of my tenure.
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#38
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What do you think about this blog:

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Slut/blog/60239/
As somebody who has access to stuff regular users do not, it makes me laugh when users take this blog seriously.
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Where am I on the warning/ban list now all time?
I wonder where I am!

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#39
Can Nicki Minaj change his username?



lol

didn't know what else to ask
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