Poll: How Paranoid Are You? (With 10 Being Very Paranoid)
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View poll results: How Paranoid Are You? (With 10 Being Very Paranoid)
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12 7%
2
7 4%
3
20 12%
4
10 6%
5
21 13%
6
21 13%
7
28 17%
8
25 15%
9
9 5%
10
15 9%
Voters: 168.
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#1
I am kind of paranoid. Sometimes I would think that there is someone viewing what i'm doing from my perspective and then every now and again I would go "I know you can read my thoughts".
#5
I sometimes have this idea that I have some kind of mental illness that prevents me from thinking in my head, instead I unknowingly say everything I think, only everyone else around me has been made aware of this and warned to ignore me, so that I don't realise there's something wrong.

Wow, I have issues.
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#6
Well i finished with my woman, cos she couldnt help me with my mind. People think i'm insane, cos im frowning all the time.

Can you help me?
#8
Well, both my jokes were used already.


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#9
Quote by Julz127
I sometimes have this idea that I have some kind of mental illness that prevents me from thinking in my head, instead I unknowingly say everything I think, only everyone else around me has been made aware of this and warned to ignore me, so that I don't realise there's something wrong.

Wow, I have issues.



If you had an illness that prevented you from thinking to yourself, you probably wouldn't be thinking about it.
#10
Quote by Julz127
I sometimes have this idea that I have some kind of mental illness that prevents me from thinking in my head, instead I unknowingly say everything I think, only everyone else around me has been made aware of this and warned to ignore me, so that I don't realise there's something wrong.

Wow, I have issues.


that kind of mental disability comes with the unconscious awareness that makes you unable to think of that possibility and remain ignorant to that possibility.

also, i'm paranoid, but i never show it.
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#11
1-2 or something. I don't think anyone is watching me or following me, but I know UGers like to stalk me...


Quote by Julz127
I sometimes have this idea that I have some kind of mental illness that prevents me from thinking in my head, instead I unknowingly say everything I think, only everyone else around me has been made aware of this and warned to ignore me, so that I don't realise there's something wrong.

Wow, I have issues.

Nah, you're just a republican.
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#12
I finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind. I guess 8/10.
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#13
I never really care, but when you get baked, in your room, lights out and start listening to Sunn O))), you will never be so parinoid in your life.
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#16
Got milk?
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#17
I have no idea. I sometimes think of different things like that all my life is a show, like the Truman movie, but knowing it's not.
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#20
i know its seems pretty stupid, but lots of times i feel like someone is watching me etc.
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#21
It depends on what it is. I'm extremely paranoid about certain things (health, being robbed, poultry being cooked all the way), but I am really care-free when it comes to most other things.
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#22
A lot of times I worry that the people around me can hear my thoughts, or that I unknowingly say what I'm thinking.
#23
I have spells of paranoia, where somedays I feel like everyone is looking at me in public, but other days Im alright
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#25
well...after being held up at gun point with my mom and friend and after having my sister almost killed by just-released prisoners trying to break into my house (the cops got them before they could get in thankfully!) - I've become very...wary...
#27
The Slenderman is always watching.
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#28
sSTOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT ME, IT'S NOT FUNNY GUYS. I'M NOT PARANOID, AND I DON'T HAVE A SMALL PEANUT, DAMMIT!
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#32
They're out to get me
I wanna leave but they won't let me!
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#33
8/10. I find my own thoughts tend to be my worst enemy.

I am paranoid about the future of the society and humanity and myself. I sometimes suspect I've been bitten by a tick and got some serious sickness. I also tend to suspect I have cancer and heart diseases.
#35
I get high all the time so I'm a pretty paranoid person.
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#36
now i know who to mess with. thanks TS!
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#37
I'm only paranoid when it's an uncomfortable high on weed. They happen every once in a while.

Never in real life, though.
#38
I'm paranoid that I'm going to get caught doing something I'm not supposed to be doing. And I get that feeling that I'm being watched often enough.
#40
Very...why do you ask?
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