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Title says it all. I'll start it off (dully). When I was 10 I met the Queen of England and gave her bouquet a flowers

Your turn, GO, GO, GO!!!
The trouble with democracy is, no matter who you vote for the government always gets in.
#4
Quote by metaldud536
This but longer than his.

This but longer than his.
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#8
I can bend my elbow backwards
Quote by Kilty Boxers
So i suppose 2+2=4 is a stereotype as well?




Hooray For Canada.
#9
I don't have an appendix.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#13
I once popped a cop in Oak-town for not reading me my rights.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#17
I have 9
Quote by CaptainCanti
it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#21
Quote by Zombee
I once popped a cop in Oak-town for not reading me my rights.


You actually from the Lost Coast? As in you recognize the name Mattole.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#22
bouquet of flowers? you should have lied and said herpes. that would be a better story.

Quote by blake1221
My mom tells me I'm special and I can do anything I want when I'm a grown up.


oh you poor, poor misguided little imp...

there is nothing interesting about me that i would tell any UGers without having to kill them that i have not yet already told them.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
im pretty racist.
not against skin color, just against people in general .
VHT Special 6 ultra
TC HOF Reverb
Line 6 DL4
EHX OD Glove
Fender standard Tele
Ibanez Rga121
Taylor GA 214E
#24
I have a 15 inch penis.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#25
I cum blood.
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#26
i like pretending to give justin beiber oral sex while masturbating furiously in the shower

no homo
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#28
I play the Ocarina


And my penis is impressivly large
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
Last edited by Vendetta16 at Aug 24, 2011,
#30
I once killed a man.......... lmao jk. No seriously....... haha jk! :P
Music is my refuge.
I can crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.


#31
I'm me
Originally Posted by KamiKaze_fightr
as this was an obvious reference. i would like to say, there is a difference between a french woman yelling shit, and a woman yelling french shit, for some reason i picture that getting sigged xD lol
#32
Quote by xxarsenicxx
I once killed a man.......... lmao jk. No seriously....... haha jk! :P

i dont think these people could understand.
VHT Special 6 ultra
TC HOF Reverb
Line 6 DL4
EHX OD Glove
Fender standard Tele
Ibanez Rga121
Taylor GA 214E
#33
Quote by laid-to-waste
i like pretending to give justin beiber oral sex while masturbating furiously in the shower

no homo

no homo.
#36
Quote by Vendetta16
I play the Ocarina


And my penis is impressivly large



I play the ocarina, better than him


And my penis is impressivlyly larger
#37
My tounge is as long and scary as gene simmons.

My nose is shaped in a strange fashion due to cleft pallate/lip surgery.

Skinny Jeans don't fit because I am too manly for them.
#40
My cousins are the twins in The Godfather, my uncle was the pick to play Micheal until Pacino auditioned, same uncle is in the scene where Vito gets fired from the grocery store and the owner tries to give him food. He's the dude standing in the door way, the scene where they're in the kitchen is shot in my great grandmother's house.
My father and grandfather knew most of Lynyrd Skynyrd and played music with them when they were growing up.
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