#1
every time i bend over at night or go down to the kitchen on my own or just fucking do anything at all at house at night i feel the need to assume there's a zombie or some shit behind me that i will only notice when i look in the mirror, or some demon/tiger hybrid in my shower that grabs my leg spontaneously except it won't be spontaneous because it's all i fucking think about and when i'm sleeping the amount of shitty horror film bullshit that i feel is about to tickle my leg or something is unbareable, sometimes i wonder what the fuk, man

anybody else like this?
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#2
Stop reading the nightmare inducement thread, dude.
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#6
yes.
when i go to my kitchen in the middle of the night for a drink i turn on every light along the way, then sprint back to my room. i'm always anticipating the feeling of something grabbing my shoulder or ankle or something and dragging me back.
i'm scared of dark windows, i don't go in my garage at night, and if i think of something like a human-sized tarantula crawling through my doorway while i'm trying to fall asleep i have to watch tv until i forget about it.
#7
any time i hang out with a black dude, i always feel safer because i know he'll be the first one to get killed.
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#8
Who just saw some titties?
Ok. Everyone calm the fuck down!


But seriously, watch/read/listen to less sh!t that freaks you out and messes with your mind.

And remember, just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean their not after you!
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Who just saw some titties?
Ok. Everyone calm the fuck down!


But seriously, watch/read/listen to less sh!t that freaks you out and messes with your mind.

And remember, just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean their not after you!

Every time I see titties they end up getting killed in the film.
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When I walk down my corridor I freak out if I think about hearing footsteps running down them and/or seeing a girl in a white dress.

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#13
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Every time I see titties they end up getting killed in the film.


Sex = Death in horror movies. Fact.
It seems strange that horror movies have such a strong moral code, but I guess it's become an established part of the genre now so it wouldn't be complete without anyone who behaves vaguely slutish getting their heads lopped off or something equally brutal.
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#14
When I walk home to my house drunk it's usually pitch dark. The road leading up to my house is a big dark country road which is usually absolutely silent. When I get freaked out I either run as fast as I can for a stretch or walk reaaalllyyy slowly scanning the ditches for possible murderers and / or rapists.

Haven't bumped into one yet.
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#16
i saw a movie when i was a little kid where a large clawed hand pulled a man down through a toilet. I'm still afraid to take a dump at night...
#17
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i saw a movie when i was a little kid where a large clawed hand pulled a man down through a toilet. I'm still afraid to take a dump at night...


Oh, **** you.
I have to go take one right now but I decided "Nah, i'll just read the new replies first then go do it."
I'm scared enough as it is of snakes coming out of the toilet, but come on
#18
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i saw a movie when i was a little kid where a large clawed hand pulled a man down through a toilet. I'm still afraid to take a dump at night...


Ive just taken a dump and its half 1 in the morning, twas such a long one i was able to read 3 chapters of The Dirt

Edit: But yeh on topic i used to always think something would walk into my room at night, usually after watching a scary movie, it even happened after jaws tbh, i always had to completely cover myself with the duvet and just leave a small hole for my nose to breathe
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I have a thing with mirrors. I forbid any kind of mirror in my room. In our guest bathroom we have a huge mirror though, when I'm in there I look away and think happy thoughts.

My room has two huge mirrors in it. At night I sometimes look at them. With my glasses off I can't see if anything is looking back.
#21
Well, once I went to an old hotel where I killed my whole family. But other than that, I try not to let movies influence my life too much.
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My room has two huge mirrors in it. At night I sometimes look at them. With my glasses off I can't see if anything is looking back.


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#24
There's a chair next to my bed and I hang my shirts off of it. In the dark it looks like someone's sitting the chair.
I also have a star wars poster with darth vader's mask on it and sometimes i feel like it's looking at me.
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