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#1
Stereotypically speaking, we're all weedy motherfuckers who play an instrument because it's the best way to have sex with hairy beast-men, because we're shit at cagefighting and cooking bacon. Prove me wrong.




Edit: Stereotype, Noun. A widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea, but not necessarily true, of a particular type of person or thing

Edit2:

I DID NOT MEAN TO INSULT ANYONE'S BACON COOKING ABILITIES

I wish to apologise on behalf on my comment on cooking bacon, I did not mean to cause undue stress or harm on your person. My comment was out of line and made in spite, to goad you into a reaction. If there was only some way I could edit my post, I totally would.

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#2
Getting laid? Not anymore we don't. This isn't 1970.
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#3
Playing to get laid? I play because I crave making creative ideas that make my brain feel fuzzy.

Even though I'm not creative


Also I've just become obsessed. Obsessed with tone, gear, everything.


edit:
hey man. Jerad Leto is the man. I don't even know why you'd link him in that context.
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#4
It's not true, I'm gonna go cry about this and make my next album about how much of a dick you are.
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#6
If thats the reason you play then youre participating in the wrong hobby. I bet youre one of those fratboy douchebags who strums acoustic to get girls. youre pathetic.
#7
Stereotypes guys, Jesus... put the tissues away.

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#8
I started playing guitar because I had almost nothing to do other than play Runescape and learn guitar. I continued playing because I enjoyed it. (You're wrong.)
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#9
I play to vent anger, depression etc. I just really stuck with it and vice versa to the point it became the majority of my life. Actually, it is my life. My family. They're (guitars) are like my kids man. I think from my mental background, I'm not no pussy either. Also considering how many people play guitar now, the whole "getting laid" thing died a long time ago Unless the girls are dumb and fall for the stereotype douche bag strumming chords, acting "deep." haha
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#12
Nah, musicians' solution to problems are to write songs about them. Get dumped cause you're a wuss, write a song about it, become a musician, repeat process.
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#13
HEY!

I can cook some damned good bacon.
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#14
OP edited. I didn't know Betty White was king in The Pit Get some balls you women (no offence, ladies lady of The Pit) and post some pictures of manly men (in a non-gay way).

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#17
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This just about made me spit pop everywhere. Didn't expect that choice of words
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#18
lol @ the people getting butthurt over a steriotype
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#19
I cook amazing bacon and I'm not scrawny. I vote that we do it because swaying in motion with a bunch of other sweaty dudes and chicks is baller, pic related.



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#20
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Playing to get laid? I play because I crave making creative ideas that make my brain feel fuzzy.

Even though I'm not creative


Also I've just become obsessed. Obsessed with tone, gear, everything.


edit:
hey man. Jerad Leto is the man. I don't even know why you'd link him in that context.

It was either him or Pete Wentz, but I saw Jared once and he was wearing really gay boots, so he came to mind. Shall I change it? Suggestion welcome.

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#21
I've never really played to get laid, but I always end up looking like the asshole with the guitar at every party, but people always just ask me to play stuff so they can enjoy. Getting laid would be a pretty awesome perk if it still worked like that.
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#22


This works as your generalistic forum-browsing nerdy guitarist sterotype.

EDIT: And before someone says "hurr durr it's a bass" I know.
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#23
HEY! My bacon-cooking skills are exemplary.
Plus, the music I play (i.e. metal) is more likely to piss chicks off than to attract them.
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#24
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#25
look at zakk wylde... I think he'd go alrigt in a fight, and I'm tipping he knows a thing or 2 about bacon
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#26
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HEY! My bacon-cooking skills are exemplary.
Plus, the music I play (i.e. metal) is more likely to piss chicks off than to attract them.



haha Me too. I don't take requests to play some cheesy love song from bimbos
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#27
I am kinda scrawny, but I can still kick yer ass


and my bacon is amazing, **** you
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#28
^ Ah, the wonders of drugs and a disgusting physique.
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#30
Yeah Jared Leto really is the man, he does whatever the hell he wants the best he can possibly do it. Plus, he was an actor before he was a musician, so I'm pretty sure he didn't have a problem getting laid. Pete Wentz however....

And I really just do it because they're is something about guitars, amps, delay, distortion, and reverb that I can just not stop listening too. I will just stand in front of my amp and listen to it, I just love it. It's peaceful and rewarding.
#31
Your OP had me down to a T.

Except the bacon thing, bitches be jelly of my cooking skills. I know everyone else has been saying that, but I'm serious.
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#32
I think this joke is funny, but on a serious note, I don't think Between the Buried and Me are exactly music to attract women....or prog rock/metal in general.......
#33
well considering i used to work at a resaurant as one of the cooks i think my bacon(and cooking skills in general) are pretty good which had actually helped me more with the ladies than playing the guitar

id rather not fight if i ca help it but 2 years of jujitsua nd kickboxing i think i can hold my own pretty well


i play music casue it relaxes me and i like being creative with it


and never insult my bacon!
#36



Yeah, I think he could **** most people on here up.
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#37
we're pussies until we grow our hair and beards.

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i think my point has been made.
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#38
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If thats the reason you play then youre participating in the wrong hobby. I bet youre one of those fratboy douchebags who strums acoustic to get girls. youre more socially adapted to your environment.


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#39
Come at me brosef.
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#40
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OP edited. I didn't know Betty White was king in The Pit Get some balls you women (no offence, ladies lady of The Pit) and post some pictures of manly men (in a non-gay way).


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