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#1
Okay, I am not trying to be a dick or anything, but I had to say something. You ever have a facebook friend that isn't the most attractive of people, and tries to act sexy? Now, I don't have a problem with this. But there are certain things some people can't pull off. I mean like this



I mean, what the hell? This is my girlfriend's best friends sister. She looks like him in a wig and dress. I'm sure she could figure out a way to look cute on facebook and such, but this is too much.


Anyone else have similar stories?
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#3
Aw lawd. Kill it with fire!


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silen ženimo hrup,
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#5
Wait, you mean that's NOT a dude? o_O

OT: I have one or two Facebook friends like that, but I'm not posting pics because this thread will be horrifying enough without my help...
#8
What is seen can't be unseen, you bastard!
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#9
Some people aren't like us TS, trying to be sexy.


It is a cursed gift though. I'm sexy without trying, but EVERYONE WANTS TO BLOW ME. I'M RAW DAMMIT. RAW.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#12
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It is a cursed gift though. I'm sexy without trying, but EVERYONE WANTS TO BLOW ME. I'M RAW DAMMIT. RAW.

It's a hard life. dude. I share the same pain, only I also have a massive **** to go with it.

I wish someone would love me for who I am instead of my physical gifts.
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#13
That proves it. There is no God.
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#14
I think she would look much better if her facial expression was more pleasant.
I like her dress though.
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#16
She has the same stubble as the heavy from TF2.
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Stay classy, pit.
#19
Your girlfriend's best friend doesn't have a sister.
It's just been him in disguise all along.

He probably wants a sex change, but wanted to see what people would think of him first, so he invented this "sister" character.
#20
That dude looks like my bass player in a wig.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
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#21
Gib there are somethings you just don't share.......
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#24
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Gib there are somethings you just don't share.......

I had to get it off my chest
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#25
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I had to get it off my chest

There's something I'd like to get off the chick that vorpal posted's chest.


I'm talking about her bra.
#26
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There's something I'd like to get off the chick that vorpal posted's chest.


I'm talking about her bra.

There's something I'd like to get on her chest


A wooly sweater, she must be freezing.
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#27
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I had to get it off my chest

If that was on your chest you'd be dead. You just wanted to be a prick.
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#29
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You just wanted to be a prick.

I know I'm told by people that I am too nice for my own good, I have to be an asshat sometimes.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#30
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There's something I'd like to get on her chest

A wooly sweater, she must be freezing.



What are you, gay?


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Kensai, Corey...I don't think she approves:

Wait -- THAT'S HER?!?!

EDIT: Nevermind, she's 18, it's cool, it's cool.

*phew*
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#31
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What are you, gay?


what are you, a pedo?
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#32
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I just Googled her because I didn't get why you guys got so excited about this picture. Of all pictures that exist of her on the internet, why the hell would you pick this one? The goth look makes her look a hundred times less attractive.

Still a 1000 times better than the picture TS posted though.
#33
I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining if she looked like Taylor Momsen (girl above). Maybe it was a joke as well- my girlfriends take photos like that too!

GIRL POWAH.

I admit the photo is kinda funny though.
#34
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what are you, a pedo?

She turned 18 a month ago, brah. She's good to go.

EDIT: oh god, so this is what it means to get older; you're no longer thinking women years older than you are hot and can assume that anyone that looks pretty is old enough.
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#35
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Wait -- THAT'S HER?!?!

EDIT: Nevermind, she's 18, it's cool, it's cool.

*phew*




One day...
#36
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She turned 18 a month ago, brah. She's good to go.


führen uns zu der pussy, obersturmführer
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#37
I like people failing at trying to be sexy on facebook. Makes me feel better about myself.

I don't care to much for girls I used to go out with, or at one time wanted to, looking sexy as hell.
#38
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She turned 18 a month ago, brah. She's good to go.

EDIT: oh god, so this is what it means to get older; you're no longer thinking women years older than you are hot and can assume that anyone that looks pretty is old enough.

Give it 30 years. Then you'll just be fucking weird.
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#39
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Give it 30 years. Then you'll just be fucking weird.


(your age/2)-7 = minimal age of chick you're ****ing and not looking like a creep
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#40
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(your age/2)-7 = minimal age of chick you're ****ing and not looking like a creep

that formula gives me "4".

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