So I want to start eating foods that will make my semen taste sweeter/better. I've heard pineapples are good, but what are others?
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Evidently fruit juices, I believe. I know bananas and things high in potassium help you produce more semen, since that's what potassium assists with. One of the things anyway.

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Most citric fruits I believe help. Avoid foods like onions, garlic, asparagus, beer.

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drink pineapple juice, that's probs the most common one

and +1 on the citrus fruits
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yes. my girlfriend would enjoy grape-flavored semen.