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hey guys so i just had a really nice banana, and it felt really good, thought you guys might appreciate it if i took pictures along the way to show you guys how nice it was:







oh yeah





look at how bruiseless it is





so yeah that was my afternoon, anybody else have any stories they want to share about fruit you thought tasted a whole new kind of good? include pictures if you can, really helps make the story come to life
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#2
the best way to consume banana is in bread form
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#3
love bananas in my mouth. so good and creamy.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
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You opened it the wrong way you fool!


^^^Ninja bastard


your face opened your face wrong
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#10
WOAH NOW.


He clearly opened that correctly! The bit that was on the bunch is like a little tab to pull it open! Then the last bit falls off the spider pip too! OBVIOUSLY.
#11
That is the one and only way to open a banana! What are you fools talking about?
#13
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#14
WOULD EVERYBODY STOP ARGUING ABOUT THE WAY I EAT THE BANANA AND JUST ENJOY THE FUCKlNG ART


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oh yeah man that looks so good where do you live
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WOAH NOW.


He clearly opened that correctly! The bit that was on the bunch is like a little tab to pull it open! Then the last bit falls off the spider pip too! OBVIOUSLY.


Oh yeah? Look at how the bananas are opened in Mario Kart.

#20
Quote by JimmyBanks6
the best way to consume banana is in bread form

This.
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That is the one and only way to open a banana! What are you fools talking about?

This.

And TS, that's a crappy banana. These are good bananas:

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#21
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YOU WILL NEVER BE A MONKEY!


dude everybody knows the only thing monkeys do is eat bananas and they can't even do that right

wastes of space
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#22
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WOULD EVERYBODY STOP ARGUING ABOUT THE WAY I EAT THE BANANA AND JUST ENJOY THE FUCKlNG ART


*Reported*


Learn how to peel a fucking banana right next time
#23
Quote by Duffman123
*Reported*


Learn how to peel a fucking banana right next time


this thread is an honest attempt to spark discussions in fruit, not my banana peeling skills
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#24
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#25
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YOU WILL NEVER BE A MONKEY!

Fortunately I trust my human logic over monkey logic.


In any case, monkeys open it like that but then just hold the banana without the skin and eat it the right end anyway. We can do that but without sticky hands.
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#29
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this thread is an honest attempt to spark discussions in fruit, not my banana peeling skills

Well emm......


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you are a fruit


ha!


>_>


I'm sorry, I like apples and grapes and am quite partial to the odd pineapple
#30
Why would you open a banana the non-stem way? Are you guys morons for real? The stem makes it easy, stop being so backwards. I bet you guys pee upside-down and listen to everything in reverse. Jesus christ. Or I guess "satan" for you.
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#31
Quote by Kensai
Why would you open a banana the non-stem way? Are you guys morons for real? The stem makes it easy, stop being so backwards. I bet you guys pee upside-down and listen to everything in reverse. Jesus christ. Or I guess "satan" for you.

God designed the bananas to point towards our mouth, why on earth they choose otherwise is beyond me.


May God have mercy on your souls.
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I wonder what Freud would have to say about this thread. . .
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#37
Quote by Norse Thrasher
Can I suck your banana, Kenan?


oh yeah, baby

EDIT: shit, what the ****, you're a dude


EDIT: a pretty hot dude...

EDIT: sure, why not
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Quote by MadClownDisease
God designed the bananas to point towards our mouth, why on earth they choose otherwise is beyond me.


May God have mercy on your souls.

God to us is Satan to them, since they're so backwards.
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#39
Quote by MadClownDisease
God designed the bananas to point towards our mouth, why on earth they choose otherwise is beyond me.


May God have mercy on your souls.


Ok, you got me, the only reason I open banana's the non-stem way is because I'm the antichrist. i wondered when I would be found out

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#40
Quote by Kensai
Why would you open a banana the non-stem way? Are you guys morons for real? The stem makes it easy, stop being so backwards. I bet you guys pee upside-down and listen to everything in reverse. Jesus christ. Or I guess "satan" for you.

It supposedly gets rid of all the stringy pieces, but I don't regularly eat bananas unless they're in some kind of baked bread deliciousness so I wouldn't be the expert here
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