#1
So I was just in the bathroom and noticed something purple tint in the bottom of the shower drain. So I stuck my fingers in and grabbed out a purple guitar pick...
That totally explains why the shower wasn't draining normally.

But this begs the question.....
WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GUITAR/PICKS?

Thoughts?
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Quote by metaldood91
Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#2
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WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GUITAR/PICKS?


drugs.
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#8
It was stuck in your asscrack.

You really need to stop using your guitars as masturbation aids.
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#10
You were using it to scrape the residue from your last fap from underneath your foreskin.
#12
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Your tone was too dirty so you took it in the shower to get it clean.

(awfuljoke)


oh, so he wanted to replace his humbuckers with soapbar pickups?
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#16
you tell us.

i vote you put your dick between the strings and strummed yourself to extasy.

(mighty boosh reference high five anyone??)
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#17
nah, he picked his mom's strings and soaped them down the soundhole of his shower.
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Quote by metaldood91
Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#19
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fell out of your hair

This. Probably had it behind your ear and forgot about it. Done it tons of times.
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#21
Trying to make Muddy Waters.
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Beat me to it.

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you tell us.

i vote you put your dick between the strings and strummed yourself to extasy.

(mighty boosh reference high five anyone??)


I told you, I was changing a string and became entangled!
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#24
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