#1
Pit, I moved into my college dorm yesterday the and the people on my floor are very, very quiet. Basically, I want to liven up the place a bit. Any suggestions on how to make my dorm as much like Animal House as I possibly can?

Good suggestions include but are not limited to: exotic/illegal pets, obnoxiously loud music, exploitation of drunk college girls, and several kinds of bodily fluids.
#6
You DON'T want your dorms to be like Animal House. I know it seems fun and all, but that shit gets old really quick when you need to be up for a class in the morning and everybody sharing a wall/floor/ceiling with you is partying obnoxiously.

Be glad you live with quiet people.
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Nobody is going to like you.

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lmao my, you guys are exceptionally brutal when it comes to facetious questions.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#15
Just walk into the hallway stoned laughing obnoxiously loud till people come out to investigate. Make instant party.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#18
Turn it into a sex dungeon.
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#19
I'd be happy if I were you. I mean, ****, it doesn't have to be animal house to have fun. Get a TV with a Nintendo 64 and Mario Kart 64, and have a game night every once in a while. People'll love that.

I mean, shit. College is still college which means it's still people trying to study and get a diploma.
#20
Ughhh freshman are soooo annoying. Even online.

Just invite people to hang out and play some old school games or NHL (maybe thats just the northeast, but literally everyone at my school plays it) and just hang out man. Don't be "that guy".
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#21
I moved into a quieter dorm my junior year because of people like you.

Kindly **** off and die.
#22
Since you're a freshman, just lock yourself in your room and don't come out unless it's to eat or to go to a class. Freshmen who just hang out and try to look cool and sweet talk juniors and seniors make me want to puke.
#23
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Ughhh freshman are soooo annoying. Even online.

Just invite people to hang out and play some old school games or NHL (maybe thats just the northeast, but literally everyone at my school plays it) and just hang out man. Don't be "that guy".

I was thinking the same thing...
#24
you just moved in... plus how do you know most of them are even there? sometimes it takes a little bit to get the people use to each other... unless they knew everyone from highschool.
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#25
Fucking freshman. Go screw yourself for ruining the college experience for non-idiots.
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#26
Also most dorms don't allow parties or a lot of noise cuz some people have wake up early.

Shit ain't the movies.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Also most dorms don't allow parties or a lot of noise cuz some people have wake up early.

Shit ain't the movies.


Srlsly. Most likely the first time he tried "raging" he would get written up and everyone would blame him and also it sound like nobody there knows each other yet so it would just be awkward, Just saying.

Make friends first, party later when you know "whats up," if you know what I mean. Which you don't. Because you are a fresh freshman.
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