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#1
You know in Scott Pilgrim (the comics, not the stupid movie), how Envy Adams is reduced to a shivering pile of twitchiness after being poked in the back of her knee?

So who else has a thing that just completely shuts down everything, your brain, your feelings, and everything else?

For me, it's softly stroking my back. When me and my ex used to argue and she wanted to get me to shut up, she just did that and I was asleep within two minutes, no matter how riled up I was. I'm kind of simple that way.

So who else has a permanent weak spot that's basically your "off" switch?


EDIT: yes I deleted the thread to fix the title, come at me bro
#3
Her shutting up generally fixes the issue at hand because I'm right, she is way too far away from the kitchen sink.
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#5
How is the movie stupid...? The dialogue in the comics is petty abysmal in places.
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Her shutting up generally fixes the issue at hand because I'm right, she is way too far away from the kitchen sink.

wow what a dickwad. fix your lame jojeks nbext time
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You know in Scott Pilgrim (the comics, not the stupid movie),


movie was aweseome, fuck your shit


for me, it's cold Dr Pepper

when i have some good cold Dr Pepper, everything else can fuck off
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#10
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wow what a dickwad. fix your lame jojeks nbext time


My jojeks are perfectly fine, thank you.


EDIT: But in all seriousness, a chilled cream soda and a hot dog will murder my anger.
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#11
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The dialogue in the comics is petty abysmal in places.


All my friends love that shit but I couldn't get past the first two books.

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#12
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My jojeks are perfectly fine, thank you.


EDIT: But in all seriousness, a chilled cream soda and a hot dog will murder my anger.

alright no it was just because every single god damn ****ing sexist joke usews HURR DEEEEEERP KITCHENNN HARAHR and you sgould work on that, k?
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All my friends love that shit but I couldn't get past the first two books.

If you like the movie but not the comics, then I hate you.

#14
When she strokes my c#$k.

Wa'd up yo!

^ She doesn't, I don't have a girl.. I'm sorry I lied. I'm pathetic, please forgive me! I just want a girl to call my own... : (
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It's actually more of an extendable lever...
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#16
I really can't think of one. Except maybe listening to Your Hand In Mine by Explosions in the Sky, or Verses by Russian Circles.
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#17
Wait. Physically? Or a weakness? If the former, meh. Being tired shuts off everything. If the latter, then mother. Fucking. Puppies.







They shut off everything except my SQUEEEEEE button
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alright no it was just because every single god damn ****ing sexist joke usews HURR DEEEEEERP KITCHENNN HARAHR and you sgould work on that, k?

Would sir care for another Scotch on the rocks?


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Wait. Physically? Or a weakness? If the former, meh. Being tired shuts off everything. If the latter, then mother. Fucking. Puppies.

They shut off everything except my SQUEEEEEE button

A weakness, it can be physical, or like your puppies
#23
A sandwich.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
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There's this spot on the back of my head, right by my ear, and if you pet it, I fall over like a puppy. no joke.
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#26
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that shuts you off?

Man, that must suck, dude.


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Man, that must suck, dude.


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heh.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#27
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There's this spot on the back of my head, right by my ear, and if you pet it, I fall over like a puppy. no joke.



I have a bit similar to that, and when I get my hair cut and they go over it with the razor I'm like
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Would sir care for another Scotch on the rocks?


yessir but i cannt see the link or picturea :

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#29
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that shuts you off?

Man, that must suck, dude.

It doesn't suck.



It blows.

#31
Well, with envy in the comics/roxie in the movie, I always assumed the back-of-the-knee thing was a sexual thing? i just mean, thread seems pretty vague considering the inspiration point.
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#33
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Well, with envy in the comics/roxie in the movie, I always assumed the back-of-the-knee thing was a sexual thing? i just mean, thread seems pretty vague considering the inspiration point.

I always thought the back of the knee thing was like "oh that feels good", body slumps together and the person is powerless.
#34
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alright no it was just because every single god damn ****ing sexist joke usews HURR DEEEEEERP KITCHENNN HARAHR and you sgould work on that, k?

You should work on your spelling.
#35
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You should work on your spelling.

nah man my spoeallung is normal immaculate and you werent even then guy with the stupid ****ing joke hiih haha
#36
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Wait. Physically? Or a weakness? If the former, meh. Being tired shuts off everything. If the latter, then mother. Fucking. Puppies.
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They shut off everything except my SQUEEEEEE button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2zQKqgNAeE

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I always thought the back of the knee thing was like "oh that feels good", body slumps together and the person is powerless.


That...would be an orgasm I'm not sure how it's portrayed in the comics (forgive my insolence), but in the movie, it's directly followed by Ramona saying, "I used to touch her there when we'd make out" or something along those lines. Death by orgasmic alchemization, fantastic.

It's really hard to get me to a no-stress zone. I have to either be far "under the influence" with ambient black metal/electro playing, or occasionally walking with some Owl Challenger on will do the trick.
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#37
Don't really understand this thread but that thing about falling asleep within 2 minutes sounds made up unless you have some disorder.
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#38
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Wait. Physically? Or a weakness? If the former, meh. Being tired shuts off everything. If the latter, then mother. Fucking. Puppies.

They shut off everything except my SQUEEEEEE button

It's really none of my business but please, please don't **** puppies.

And to the original question of this thread, no I don't have anything like that...
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#39
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Don't really understand this thread but that thing about falling asleep within 2 minutes sounds made up unless you have some disorder.

Pretty sure it was an exaggeration because it calms him down. I don't see where the confusion really comes from.
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