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#1
Ok, so three nights in a row, a group of shit swallower's have been dropping by my house in the middle of the night and leaving all kinds of mess for me to clean up in the morning. It's getting worse too... I mean, first it was a 7 foot milk penis on my drive, then after that got cleaned up another one made from mustard was put in its place the following night.

Woke up this morning and found an as of yet unidentified substance all over my bedroom window... Bastards aren't getting away with it tonight.

Any ideas how I might get back at them? Pretty sure they'll be back soon enough.
#4
Land mines.
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#5
Write them an angry letter.
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#6
Move your house 3 feet to the right.
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#7
Water balloons


and fill them with something other than water, your semen for example.
#9
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Water balloons


and fill them with something other than water, your semen for example.


Or the blood from your neighbor's cat. That would be groooooooooss. I'd never egg your house again.
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#10
Commit suicide out of the misery they caused you. That'll show em'.
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#11
How good are you at throwing darts?
And I don't suppose you have a gun?..
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#13
We will require a photo of your house to assess any tactical advantages which it may offer.
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#14
Well, they must have prepared some kind of water balloon to get the kind of accuracy and height needed to splurge my window.

I believe I've got a few tucked in a draw somewhere.
#15
F*cking shoot them

Seriously.
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#17
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We will require a photo of your house to assess any tactical advantages which it may offer.

this is a good idea.

also just like... hire a lion or something
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#18
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We will require a photo of your house to assess any tactical advantages which it may offer.

With emphasis on the address...
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#19
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We will require a photo of your house to assess any tactical advantages which it may offer.

Catch the Dragon
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#20
In a less lethal fashion, there are still many possibilities. Buckets of ice cold (or hot) water are always a lot of fun. Variations possible: oil - (be careful not to burn yourself while throwing), paint (might ruin your driveway), bleach (diluted, wouldn't want to blind them), glue, ...

Why can't you just grab a camera and go to the police?
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#21
I thought this was going to be something cool.
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#22
If I can find it on Google street view, I'll post it up.


So long as you promise not to join them.
#23
What you really need is a new amp...a realllllllly loud one...
or a fog machine
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#24
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this is a good idea.

also just like... hire a lion or something


Wasn't there a lion on the loose during the riots? Get it.

You can haz lion.
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#26
I have no idea what TS is talking about.
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#28
Whatever you do, just don't get help from the Native Americans. They suck at this.
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#32
Set up a hidden camera get their photos bring and that to the cops. Or get a guard dog.
#35
a couple empty 2 liter soda bottle's filled with gun powder stick a fuse in them...light them...throw em'....watch the screams and wetting of the pants begin...
#36
Write a letter expressing your feelings, then hold onto it for a week and see if you feel the same.

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#37
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what's a shit swallower?

The clue is in the name.
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#38
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What you really need is a new amp...a realllllllly loud one...
or a fog machine


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