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#1
I prefer mine over easy. I tried sunny side up once and thought it was too runny. and scrambled is too, idk, dry for me, but that's the ;only way my friend's will eat theirs.

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#2
I like my unborn chickens scrambled.

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#3
Hatching. The look of surprise on a newborn chick's face as you bite into it makes the meal so much more enjoyable.
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#5
Mmm, unborn chickens

I like mine scrambled and well-done.
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#9
In omelette form with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, celery and American cheese.
#10
If your scrambled eggs are too dry you don't know how to make scambled eggs. Try adding some milk and butter and thank me with DVD's.
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#11
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In omelette form with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, celery and American cheese.


I am so hungry right now after reading that.

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#12
Everybody has to hear what I
Gotta say because I really
Gate them from my life because I don't like them
Scrambled, or anything for that matter.
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#13
Quote by gunsnroses#1
I prefer mine over easy. I tried sunny side up once and thought it was too runny. and scrambled is too, idk, dry for me, but that's the ;only way my friend's will eat theirs.

pit?

Don't cook them for as long, or douse them in syrup.

OT: Depends on what I'm doing with them. If its just normal eggs, I'll usually just crack them into the pan, pop the yolks, add a little milk, and scramble them the lazy way, but I greatly enjoy a fried egg sandwich too.
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If your scrambled eggs are too dry you don't know how to make scambled eggs. Try adding some milk and butter and thank me with DVD's.


i just meant i like mine a little runny.
#17
Cooked. I don't know what Over easy or sunny side up means but I like them either scrambled (cheese and ham pieces make an awesome addition if we're going full-on omelet)
or cooked on both sides.
I like when the white isn't runny but the yellow is still somewhat runny.
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#18
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i just meant i like mine a little runny.

I'd still like those DVD's, cheers. Nothing with Tom Cruise will be fine.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#19
Ah...

Hardboiled with pinch of salt. Or an omelette of epic proportions.


Shit, haven't got any eggs in the fridge. Gotta run to the market.
#20
I remove the yolks and fry the whites on a pan with soft cheese, brown rice, mushrooms and tomatoes. After that I pour the yolks over the frying layer and scramble it so I can get all the mushrooms in the middle.
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#27
Scrambled, or in an omelette. Any other way is nasty.
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#28
and French Toast
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#32
Eggs are just burnt chicken fetus.
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#33
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Eggs are just burnt chicken fetus.
No they aren't. The eggs you eat haven't been fertilized.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#34
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No they aren't. The eggs you eat haven't been fertilized.

Maybe the eggs you eat haven't been fertilized. Some people do eat chicken fetuses though. It's called Balut.
#35
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Maybe the eggs you eat haven't been fertilized. Some people do eat chicken fetuses though. It's called Balut.
But that's not what we're talking about.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#36
Sunny side up, fried on a bagel with cheese and ham and shit, poached, scrambled, omlette, hard boiled.
#37
Scrambled usually. They're not dry if you cook them properly. The problem is that most people/restaurants cook them too long and they get a bit dry.


I also like sunny side up.


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