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#1
And then realize that there's no more toilet paper? (after you already did number 2) None in the house. Meaning you gotta buy more in the store.

What do you do?
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#2
Rookie mistake.
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#4
paper towel, napkin

if worse comes to worse, take a shower.


I always check the toilet paper supply upon entering the bathroom though.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#8
Spread some peanut butter down there and call my dog.
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#9
There's a shower right next to you.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#12
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Rookie mistake.


+1
You should be looking at the status of your toilet paper within the first two steps of entering the bathroom.
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#14
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Rookie mistake.

^This.

Paper towels/napkins, though. Just don't flush them.
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#15
where I live every house has one of these



i prefer having water squirted on my ass to having to grab a piece of paper and rub it until my ass is clean

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#17
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^This.

Paper towels/napkins, though. Just don't flush them.



Why? I always hear this, but why?
#18
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Why? I always hear this, but why?


they don't dissolve and WILL clog the pipes.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#19
Try your best not to sweat on your way to the store.

Get a bidet.
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#20
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they don't dissolve and WILL clog your pipes.

Well I don't know where you live, but here in AMERICA, our toilet pipes are STRONG.
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#21
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Well I don't know where you live, but here in AMERICA, our toilet pipes are STRONG.


<------ Location


And my toilet pipes are much more American than yours


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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#22
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they don't dissolve and WILL clog the pipes.



This actually explains a lot of cloggings.
#23
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<------ Location


And my toilet pipes are much more American than yours



My pipes are made out of Stephen Colbert's excess muscles. There is nothing more American than that.

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And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#24
My pipes get clogged even if I put toilet paper down it. Sucks.
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#25
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My pipes are made out of Stephen Colbert's excess muscles. There is nothing more American than that.



I...i got nothing.


pipes made out of bald eagles and George Washington's wooden teach just don't do it anymore.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#26
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My pipes get clogged even if I put toilet paper down it. Sucks.



I want to clog your pipes after seeing your sig
#27
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Why? I always hear this, but why?

My cousin flushed paper towels once at our old house. We had to call a plumber to snake the clog down into the septic tank so that the basement didn't flood every time someone flushed.
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#28
I'll just pull a Stepbrothers and wipe my ass with the bathroom mat.

And if not that, shower wipes ftw.
#29
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I want to clog your pipes after seeing your sig


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#30
use tissues. or paper towel.
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#31
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu--

Really though, I'd just use tissues. If I check the status of the paper and it's empty, I check the tissue box if it's an emergency. If that's gone, then...

fml.
I think it's time for a change.



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#32
I tear the cardboard roll so that it's just a strip of cardboard. Then I crumple it up/uncrumple it until it's a little more softish. Then I pray that it isn't too messy.


.....ick.
#33
Use a damp washcloth or a napkin if there are any around.


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This actually explains a lot of cloggings.


So...much...clogging!
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#34
I don't use toilet paper, I rather clean my ass with water (there's usually a hose here) because it's a lot more effective.


But I usually wipe and smile at how every time I take a dump, it's a ghost poop
#35
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I don't use toilet paper, I rather clean my ass with water (there's usually a hose here) because it's a lot more effective.


But I usually wipe and smile at how every time I take a dump, it's a ghost poop



I love clean poops (I'm assuming you mean clean poops. Ghost poop is where you poop but look in the toilet and there's no poop. But if you meant that, then ignore this).
#36
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I don't use toilet paper

That's gross dude.
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#37
^ That was taken sooooo out of context.

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I love clean poops (I'm assuming you mean clean poops. Ghost poop is where you poop but look in the toilet and there's no poop. But if you meant that, then ignore this).

Yeah I realized I made that mistake after posting, but the edit button just seemed too much a hassle.

I love those too though.
#39
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^ That was taken sooooo out of context.


Yeah I realized I made that mistake after posting, but the edit button just seemed too much a hassle.

I love those too though.



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