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#1
Who knows any?

I know of a little girl named Essence. Know of another kid named Cash, whose mom is a slut.
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#2
Last night I heard of a girl who named her baby Tequila.
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#3
Takila. Say it out loud.

The only possible thought process: "I want to name my child after my favorite liquor, but I don't want it to be too obvious that I'm a drunk."

Edit: ^ Creepy.
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#4
Jason Lee has a kid named Pilot Inspektor.
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#6
Some creep named Colgate Total.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

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#8
I've met a guy named cameron diaz... no joke
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#9
Any name that's spelled phonetically.

Jesus that pisses me off...
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#10
OchoCinco

My mom taught a kid named Strawberry
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#11
Apple.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#12
Muhammed, didn't think that was real in the states.

Also Jesus (pronounced "Hey, Zeus!") But that's a pretty badass name.
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#13
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Also Jesus (pronounced "Hey, Zeus!") But that's a pretty badass name.

I think I've seen one or two of them
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#14
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Muhammed, didn't think that was real in the states.

Also Jesus (pronounced "Hey, Zeus!") But that's a pretty badass name.

It's just the Spanish pronunciation, bro. It's actually kind of common. My friend has an uncle Jesus.
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#17
Ugh, my freaking cousin. She named one of her kids "Dash" and another one "Bear".
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#18
All the mexicans name their kids Jesus. It was badass in like 3rd grade when Jesus was in everybody's class.
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#19
There were some twins in my town named Orangejello and Lemonjello. Pronounced Or-onge-ello and Le-mon-jello. Also, I had a teacher that named her dog Shi-thead.
#20
What's with all the black people named LeSean and DeSean? I don't get it. What's wrong with the name Sean?
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#22
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What's with all the black people named LeSean and DeSean? I don't get it. What's wrong with the name Sean?


Ragecomic material, man.
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#23
My grandfather is where my first name (William) came from, and I don't know how they decided on "Matthew". I really don't care how they did, either, given that if it wasn't Matthew, it would have been Robert, which would have made me "Billy Bob Ross"
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


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#24
My name (Tyler) means tile maker, and my last name means candlemaker
#25
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My name (Tyler) means tile maker, and my last name means candlemaker


Tyler Chandler? Awesome, it has a nice ring to it.

Mine is Michael Stupel, Michael means "He who is like God" and I got no ****ing idea what Stupel means, I guess it has to be something Russian.
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#26
There is no such thing as a stupid name.
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#27
My mum once taught a girl named Shiny
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
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Skyler. Worst name ever. Seriously, if your name is Skyler, you can go **** yourself. Prick.



**** you asswipe.
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#29
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There is no such thing as a stupid name.



Momentosis is a stupid name.


edit: ^ **** yourself
#30
^No thanks. I couldn't care less really.

What's wrong with the name Skyler?
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#31
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^No thanks. I couldn't care less really.

What's wrong with the name Skyler?



I don't know I just cringe whenever I hear it
#32
^
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#33
Guys named skyler are usually pretty good looking.





SS is just jealous.
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#35
I can't explain it, I just really hate that name for some reason


edit: I'd rather look like Rosie O'donnell than have that name!
#36
He is, because I am beautiful.

And not actually that bad looking.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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#37
I think Skyler is a wonderful name.

OT: I can't really think of any weird names I've come across.
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#39
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I think Skyler is a wonderful name.

OT: I can't really think of any weird names I've come across.


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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?