#1
Pit, I have an entire bag of chocolate chips.



And I don't know what to do with them. I don't want to just eat them plain by the handful, that's boring. But I don't want to turn the oven on either because that would make my house even hotter than it already is. What other options do I have?
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#7
Slit their throats one by one in front of one another as a sacrifice to chuck norris. If you do it right you'll have one bitchin' rain season for the next harvest.

Or you could put them on crackers if you wanna be a fag about it.
#8
The pancakes idea is super awesome. Also, melt them and use them as a sauce in like, a crêpe or something. Deeeelicious.
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#9
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Oh god, yes. Those things are so good.


TS, I'd like some chocolate. >_>
#10
Melt them, than mould them into a spike. Force this spike through your temple, Ts.
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#11
Make rice crispie squares, if you don't have all the ingredients, leave your dungeon to purchase some
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#14
Jar of peanut butter (preferably Jif) + chocolate chips + spoon = AWESOME

Chase with glass of milk.
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#17
Take off your clothes, skip outside a school and sprinkle on yourself around the area to reward the children for their hard work, as well as to motivate them for their future.

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#20
Spread them among your fellow pitmonkey comrades!


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#22
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It holds true if:

chocolate chips = (awesome^2) - awesome

How dare you make something as awesome as chocolate chip icecream into math?!
#24
Double stuff oreos + Reese's + Chocolate Chips = win

Step 1: Take apart the oreo
Step 2: Place chocolate chips on oreo
Step 3: Place Reese's cup on chocolate chips
Step 4: Put oreo back together
Step 5: ??????
Step 6: Profit

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#25
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It was already math, son.


I was just clarifying the restraints of the problem.

How DARE you correct me?!


TS, make the pancakes OR melt them, spread it on bread and cut up a banana. Add everything in.





/notspamming
#27
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How DARE you correct me?!


TS, make the pancakes OR melt them, spread it on bread and cut up a banana. Add everything in.





/notspamming



Fine, I'll just one-up you by improving the delivery system of ice cream, and adding an ingredient.

#28
1. Cut slices of cheese
2. Wrap chocolate chips with aforementioned cheese
3. Warp aforementioned chocolatecheesewraps with bread, mould until spherical.
4. Microwave for 30-60 seconds.

Tastes good man

Edit: 5. Eat
STRIKING MINORS
#30
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Take off your clothes, skip outside a school and sprinkle on yourself around the area to reward the children for their hard work, as well as to motivate them for their future.


Underrated post.

Also:

Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Aug 28, 2011,
#31
put them on ice cream.
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