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I am ordering McDonald's (yes, ordering. China FTW) on my father's behalf. We get like 8 burgers in total. And fries and nuggets. And drinks. Lot of food.

Then my dad asks "get 10 packets of ketchup, they never give enough." So I ask.

"Ror I am solly but I can onry give 5 ketchups"

My dad rages. He screams "NO GET ME 10". She says no solly. My dad grabs the phone. And he lectures her on the semantics of ketchup, how McDonald's customers eat their burgers, how ketchup can be used for more than fries and so on. Then he demands the manager. She says no. They argue.

Then he argues with the manager. About ketchup. 10 packs of ketchup. Instead of 5. When we have a whole bottle in the fridge 4 yards away. But no.

Eventually, he concedes and says to put the order through. He is now on the phone, as McDonald's is one of his clients and he is telling them about this. He's also writing a letter. He's very upset.

I don't even like ketchup.
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#2
This is an incredibly intriguing story, brother.
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#3
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i also didn't care for your need to note the nationality or accent of the person working there.
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#4
Your dad is indeed insane, possibly in the membrane.
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#7
I couldn't ketchup with the story after the first few lines. >_>
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#8
Those bastards can go to hell. Considering all the time they have not given me ketchup, even when I say "is there ketchup in this damn bag?" and it still isn't in there. Or better yet, when I pay for extra ****ing sauce and they don't give it to me. Bastages.


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Your dad is indeed insane, possibly in the membrane.

Could he be insane in the brain?
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#9


Your dad just likes being resauceful when it comes to ketchup.
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#10
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Could he be insane in the brain?


nah, he just loves a saucy stain.
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nah, he just loves a saucy stain.

Perhaps he wants to be a ketchup wrapper super star, live large, five packets, be in charge.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#13
McDonald's ketchup is awesome. Your dad > you.
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#18
That sure is saucepicious behaviour on his part.
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#21
I think your dad is a modern day Josey Wales


"No, get me ten"
"But... but sir..."
"I said give me ten"
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*snowman senior blows her away*
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
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#23
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#24
I fail to see your point ^^
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#25
That was incredible.


I actually giggled. No joke.
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#29
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I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO CORRECT THAT.

Then I thought I'd look like a **** :p
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Could he be insane in the brain?

Maybe. But almost entirely likely no. Just the membrane.
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#31
I don't want to be a dick but you could have ordered half of your desired quantity of burgers with five packets of ketchup then order the other half with another five packets...
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I don't even like ketchup.



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#33
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I don't want to be a dick but you could have ordered half of your desired quantity of burgers with five packets of ketchup then order the other half with another five packets...




Almost a stack for you....
#34
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Maybe. But almost entirely likely no. Just the membrane.

Fascinating. He can still be saved from his madness, than.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
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i also didn't care for your need to note the nationality or accent of the person working there.

They were Chinese as he was in China.

EDIT: Sorry, is in China.
#36
At my McDonald's I can just go to the counter in the back and grab as many damn ketchup packets as I want. My life > yours
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#38
This is what happens when you put commies in charge of the ketchup.
"To each according to his needs" my fucking ass. Who the hell are they to tell me what my ketchup needs are. Fucking commies.
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This is what happens when you put commies in charge of the ketchup.
"To each according to his needs" my fucking ass. Who the hell are they to tell me what my ketchup needs are. Fucking commies.

+1
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#40
...why did you give the McDonald's person a Japanese accent..?
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