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For me, it's telling you about people they drunkenly slept with and regret on a night out, when they're quite obviously looking for you to react in some way. This has happened to me a couple of times now.

Closely followed by "we need to spend more time together", then when you do spend more time together, you do absolutely nothing!

Anything else?
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I love you.
Why don't they like me?
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
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Why don't they like me?

Because you cry too much.
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I love you.
sending mixed messages. first, she seemed like she likes you. then, the next day she's acting like a bitch. i mean like, what the f*ck?
There are no funny women.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
My sister spending 3-6 hours getting ready to go work BEHIND A BAR AT A RIB JOINT every day. She tries to use this stupid "We get better tips" excuse, but she doesn't work for tips, like a waitress or bartender does. She might make $10 in tips on a good night.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.

I'm just a hedonist without happiness
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
Seem superinterested until I ask them out. So uncool.
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Seem superinterested until I ask them out. So uncool.

Actually, that's a good one.
The eyebrow thing. When you notice someone then they ruin their eyebrows then it's like you don't know them anymore.
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Why don't they like me?

This >_>
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E-Married to the sexy DarkConcertine

and Jon777 .

I'm proud of the pit for not saying "make sandwiches". Seriously the saying one thing and meaning annother this is just annoying especially if I'm drinking do you honestly think after a few drinks I'm going to know the difference. Oh and then they flip out when you lie to them.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
when you go out with them they count how many beers you drank. why?
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Seem superinterested until I ask them out. So uncool.

this ^ ... happens every time
The way they feel it's fine for them to grope your moobs but it's a pimp slap-able offence for you to have a quick feel of their boobs.
when they keep getting back together with assholes who treat them bad multiple times
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Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

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Seem superinterested until I ask them out. So uncool.
One time that happened to me, only even though she seemed very uninterested after I asked her out, she still said yes and reluctantly went out with me.

I hope none of you guys here have to go on a date that awkward in your life.
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There are no funny women.

I don't disagree with you, but how does that happen? It should be a statistical probability that at least one woman out there is funny.

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*woman logic*

They date you for almost a year then hook up with another guy a week after dumping you the summer before you go to university a couple block away from where she lives.
TS needs less slutty friends.

I agree with, shredibanez24:when they keep getting back together with assholes who treat them bad multiple times.

As a woman myself, that's the thing I find most confusing about other females.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

A girl set up this extremely elaborate tripwire system while I was at school. It involved suspending my pet hamster above my bedroom door using ropes tied to its legs. When I unknowingly entered my room, a mechanism was triggered that tore the hamster apart. I remember a loud squeak followed by a snapping sound. Next thing I knew, there was blood and hamster intestines falling on my face.
She sat there, on the bedroom floor, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. I was rendered speechless out of sheer bewilderement, but I managed to muster up the brainpower to say, "Who the **** are you and what are you doing in my house?"

I never saw her again.

Girls do the weirdest things.
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You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: The Allman Brothers Band

Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
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