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#1
If I were to dig a hole through the center of the earth and end up in China without fail (like in every cartoon ever), it would be Snowman's birthday!

You're my favorite person to ban, but since today's your birthday, I won't

So we're having a fiesta!



And no fiesta is complete without a bigass burrito:



Also, I'm gonna rec you this album on your birthday because I know you love teh mehtulz:



Now let's fiesta!
#3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I got you...


...


...


YOUR FREEDOM! You are no longer the butler, but an fully fledged mumber of our establishment! To celebrate, here:



After having polished our many a time, you may have your own!
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#8
I already gave you the best present of all...

My lion.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#11
Good birthday, good sir, if you want a big birthday surprise, please click the link in my signature, and you will be redirected to a blogpost just dedicated to YOU!
DeVillains!
#13
Happy burfdae!

I got you a pun, you pundit.

You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Pink Floyd


#Ziggy2017
#15
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#16
Quote by Dio10101
Happy birthday!! I got you a post!!! Here it is!! Enjoy.
But I also got him a post...

You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Pink Floyd


#Ziggy2017
#17
I got you magic trick.



Now you can disappear!!!!!!!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
No waaaaaaay happy birthday hubby!

I got you empty space you can anything with


there ya go you handsome devil you
#27
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#28
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Happy Birthday, I got you an extra set of balls!
you're a stone fox
#30
Happy birthday!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
here you go, good sir!
happy birthday, my friend!
Call me Chris
Quote by jimihendrix6699
had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#32
I love noses.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#34
Happy Birthday! I didn't know it was your birthday today. Have a great day.
STಠ_ಠ
#35
Happy birthday! Here's your present


Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#38
Quote by Dawginator
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I got you...


YOUR FREEDOM! You are no longer the butler, but an fully fledged mumber of our establishment! To celebrate, here:



After having polished our many a time, you may have your own!


*raises glass*



Happy Birthday good sir! Shall see you in the Establishment!
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#40
I got you a burrowing hydralisk!


Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
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