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#3
c'mon man, everybody knows ninjas don't sell themselves out into a BBC documentation.
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#7
Why does he keep looking like he's gonna bust out a kamehameha... :S
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#9
How does he not get laughed at?
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#11
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How does he not get laughed at?


He has a katana.

I wouldn't laugh at a guy holding a katana.
#12
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He has a katana.

I wouldn't laugh at a guy holding a katana.


It's actually a stick, according to the video.
#14
I'd fight him. Foam Katana. BOOSH.
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#16
What he really need is a new fog machine. Should help him to remain hidden and stuff.

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#17
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he's so un-self conscious holy shit. he really doesnt give a **** does he!


He's a damn ninja, he doesn't have any ****s to give.
#18
I'm a super villain and now I know his identity and where he lives. Be warned "Shadow".
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#19
I laughed at first, but at least he's trying to keep his town safe.
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#20
The interviewer is a real dick. Or maybe he's just English. I can't tell.
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#22
It'd be cool if he wasn't walking around with a kamehameha wave cocked.

Fair play to him. Indeed, Yeovil is one of the world hot-spots for crime, he's an exceedingly brave chap.
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#23
Well, he's not a ninja anymore...
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#25
No no no, don't reveal your secret identity D:

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#28
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Meh, we've got people going around as superheroes already here in America.

I doubt any of them really have super powers though, unless they are like super tall or super fat or something.
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#29
His ninja suit should be navy blue, it's less visible than black at night. Also, a real ninja knows that the best way of hiding is to not stand out in a crowd. Therefore, he should not wear his suit during daytime and limit his use of hadoukens.
#31
This reminds me of the time when some people I knew at school went smoking up on a big hill named Mt. Tabor and were attacked by a dude in a ninja costume.
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#32
I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK TO YEOVIL TOMORROW NIGHT!
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#34
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I feel bad for his kids. Either they are going to get made fun of at school or they are going to be taken hostage by Shadow's nemesis.

Both

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#35
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I feel bad for his kids. Either they are going to get made fun of at school or they are going to be taken hostage by Shadow's nemesis.

Good idea. I was just going to post a slice of bread through his door.
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#36
I do ponder what Martial Arts training he has which would allow him to call himself a "ninja" (...I'm not some elitist ninja, don't let my username fool you ).

His constant hadouken stance looks more like he's played a bit too much Street Fighter and watched one too many Jackie Chan films. I think the main worry is that he gets himself into a scrap (one more severe than telling kids to move one) and gets injured.
Cos he really doesn't act that he has a serious grasp of any kind of fighting or anything.
His gear looks a bit shit too.
Like what's that radio thingy lead to!? The police don't know he's about so it's not like he regularly radios in shit he sees.

He has badass potential, but unfortunately I doubt a badass ninja can come from Somerset.
#37
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Like what's that radio thingy lead to!? The police don't know he's about so

They do now

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#38
i want to dress up in purple spandex and become a supervillan in yeovil then we can do battle in the childrens play area, only one shall leave the sands!
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#39
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i want to dress up in purple spandex and become a supervillan in yeovil then we can do battle in the childrens play area, only one shall leave the sands!

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#40
He is so going to end up in A&E.

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