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#1
with an all black cast.

i was quite dissappointed with the lack of brothers in the films, and thought it would be i good idea to redo it from a different perspective.

here's some casting ideas:
wesley snipes as saruman
ice cube as frodo
cuba gooding jr as sam
chappelle as aragorn, or maybe katt williams or perhaps even chris rock
morgan freeman as gandalf
eddie griffin as gollum. for gollums split personality thing eddie could just use his normal voice and then his funny white guy voice
maybe laurence fishburne as dat big ****ing flaming eye thing. i like laurence fishburne hes cool.
will smith as the blond guy whos really white.
instead of them orcs just have the wu tang clan
gary coleman as gimli, i know he's passed on but they can cgi some shit up i suppose

the story could be changed somewhat aswell. like **** middle earth it should take place in the ****ing congo rainforest cause shits crazy in there.

thoughts? any more casting ideas? i think this has some potential i might take it to my local drama people or something.

eddie murphy and tyler perry arent invited.
#2
Um OK. Now that this has been said, I want to see it happen.
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cuba gooding jr as sam

My initial reaction was LIKE HELL CUBA GOODING JR

And then I saw what you did there. Let's have Cuba play Frodo's gay gardener.

Lol.

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#9
just no, can you think of any big oscar winning movie with an only black people cast?

i can't
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#10
You are assuming a middle earth populated by Wesley Snipes and Laurence Fishbourne would've played out the same way as in the movies.
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I look forward to seeing the Ballerz of Rohan.
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You are assuming a middle earth populated by Wesley Snipes and Laurence Fishbourne would've played out the same way as in the movies.

Let's make the most stereotypical ghetto version of Lord of the Rings ever. Frod-O and Sam the Wise have to get to the projects before the cops (wraiths) get them, to drop off a..... I got nothin for an omnipotent ring that makes you invisible

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#18
Tracy Morgan as Elrond. Halle Berry as Arwen. LL Cool J as King Theoden (aww yeahh) and Jamie Foxx as Treebeard.

Some of those may sound weird, but think about it. It'd work.
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Let's make the most stereotypical ghetto version of Lord of the Rings ever. Frod-O and Sam the Wise have to get to the projects before the cops (wraiths) get them, to drop off a..... I got nothin for an omnipotent ring that makes you invisible


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i guess you people arent the target demographic!



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#24
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Let's make the most stereotypical ghetto version of Lord of the Rings ever. Frod-O and Sam the Wise have to get to the projects before the cops (wraiths) get them, to drop off a..... I got nothin for an omnipotent ring that makes you invisible

Them bitches got the last package of weed in all of Mid-bitch-earth. Sarumizzle the anti-white be sending out his bitches to retrieve that weed.

Pimpagorn and Ghettodalf tryin to protect their last stash.

Also, for all you german speaking people, this has already been made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whHBmfRVy1M
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#25
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Why does this idea sound so awesome

I'd like to see the result for sure.
#27
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Let's make the most stereotypical ghetto version of Lord of the Rings ever. Frod-O and Sam the Wise have to get to the projects before the cops (wraiths) get them, to drop off a..... I got nothin for an omnipotent ring that makes you invisible

Actually here in Italy they dubbed the whole Lord of The Rings series, and changed the story so that the good guys are the stoners, who have to get the ring of highest stonage to Mt Mordor before the cops (orcs) get them.

Sounds crap said like that, but it is the only dubbed film I have ever enjoyed (seeing that they are mostly sh*t)

OT. What the hell?..
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#29
relax, you people got 17 oscars, this movies just gonna give kattt williams something to do while he's losing is marbles. show some compassion
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You are assuming a middle earth populated by Wesley Snipes and Laurence Fishbourne would've played out the same way as in the movies.



This, pretty much.
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Pimpagorn and Ghettodalf tryin to protect their last stash.

Played by Katt Williams and Samuel L. Jackson, respectively.

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#32


Michael clark duncan; simply walks into mordor.
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#33
I take it Merry and P-Dawg will be played by the Wayans?
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#34
Terry Crews could be the leader of the Uruk-Hai.

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#36
Yeah! And Gary Coleman as Gimli!

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Terry Crews could be the leader of the Uruk-Hai.

I'd actually imagine Terry Crews being in the role of Treebeard.

WHAT?! Those assholes are ripping out our FORESTS?!

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#40
Don King could be Bilbo.

"Frod-O, my client, will be king of the ring."
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