#1
So there's this chick i broke up with last year. She's still emailing me and stalking me on facebook telling me she wants me back.

Suggestions?
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#3
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#4
Go smoke some more pot and listen to Bob Marley. Then come back and we'll think about this rationally.
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#6
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Go smoke some more pot and listen to Bob Marley. Then come back and we'll think about this rationally.

i lol'd hard
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#10
I know a French expression that says "Eye to eye, tooth to tooth", which means it's righteous do to someone the harm this person has done to you.
This girl is harassing you for no reason ? Threaten her, make sure she is afraid of you, and you won't be bothered again.
#11
Can't stalk you if she's dead.
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#13
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I know a French expression that says "Eye to eye, tooth to tooth", which means it's righteous do to someone the harm this person has done to you.
This girl is harassing you for no reason ? Threaten her, make sure she is afraid of you, and you won't be bothered again.


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#16
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put ur dick in it


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#17
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put ur dick in it

But this is what caused the problem in the first place. Damn the dick damn the dick to hell
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#18
As a stalker I am greatly offended. Hope your happy.....
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#19
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... Unless it's the police


Harassing someone the way she does is as illegal as threatening would be.
#20
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So there's this chick i broke up with last year. She's still emailing me and stalking me on facebook telling me she wants me back.

Suggestions?

Block. Filter emails to junk. Don't reply. Christ, it's not really that complicated is it?

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#22
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put ur dick in it


Then drop all contact, the trauma should stop her from stalking you.

Or stalk you harder. Either way you win.
#23
Send her a picture of your shit in the toilet bowl.
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#25
Get her back, invite her to stay at yours then wait until she is asleep. Then start putting strips of bacon over her, when you've covered around half her body nudge her so she wakes up and carry on putting bacon on her while reciting some pagan ritual.

She will never want to see you again....Trust me...it works.
#26
I told her i banged a waitress and now i have an STD and that still hasnt stopped her, so i dont think words work. The bacon thing might.
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#31
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I think you should just keep having sex with her and then disappear to Cuba.


Why would he go to an dictator-controled, oppressed country?
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#32
Just get back with her, forget your happiness. A stalker is too much shit.
#33
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Why would he go to an dictator-controled, oppressed country?

Who would look for someone in Cuba?
#35
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Who would look for someone in Cuba?


Castro.
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