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#1
Pit, what are some of the most Embarrassing/Crazy/Odd/Crude/WTF/Etc. things you have every said out loud to an individual or a group of people. For me, two stick out in particular:

I was the only guy in a group a friends who had just come from a History school outing and they, all of a sudden, begin to discuss why some other girls had taken to pinching other girls' boobs. So me and my big mouth said, "It's not pinching - it's fondling."
The all stopped talking, awkwardly looked at me and then packed up laughing. It kind of became a favorite saying of theirs for a day or two, and it is still brought up every once in a while.

Then today, before an exam, one of my friends (also a girl) was randomly shaking her fist in the air to someone outside (or no one in particular - she is awesomely random). So, in my infinite wisdom, I ask, "Who are you fisting?"
Very, very bad choice of words - I didn't realize what I said until after I said it.


What's your story, Pit?
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Once I said Embarrassing/Crazy/Odd/Crude/WTF/Etc. not once, but twice

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#3
Once I was like "derp" and errone was like lol it was chill.
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#5
Back in 5th grade, most kids had just learned what the word "boner" meant. For a while, it was a very overused word among my class, but I had no idea what the fuck it meant.

So one day, while our class was waiting in line at the school library, I casually said aloud "I have a BONER." Then the 2 or 3 girls in front of me turned around and gave me a weird look.

It wasn't embarrassing back then, but... looking back on it...
#6
"You want to be a scientist? I thought you wanted to be an escort."
To a girl I knew, infront of lots of people.
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#8
with a watermelon in my lap(we were kinda high)

me"dude i hope i dont punch a hole in this watermelon and get juice everywhere"
freind"youd have to try pretty hard to make a hole in it
me"i meant with my dick"

everyone
#10
A female friend of mine told me to sit down in the hall. I sat down next to her and she blurts out "Good doggy." My first reaction for some reason was to say "we'll see who'll be on four legs in a minute."
It was funny at the time but afterwards I wondered that why the hell did I say that?
#11
I was at a hockey game with some friends, and the guy with the camera for the jumbotron was coming around, so all of my friends were yelling at him to come over and put us on. For some reason I was thinking to myself "Yeah come here I'll show you my penis", and next thing I know I said it. Everyone in the general area is looking at me. I didn't look at anyone around me for the rest of the game.
#12
I was telling an amazingly rascist joke to a buddy (im not rascist or white but rascism is funny sometimes). Dont ban me please.
Whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew?


The black jew has to sit inthe back of the oven.

Anyways, an afro-american was like 2 feet behind me and gave me the dirtiest look ever.
If he wasnt working i guaruantee he woulda swung.
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I was telling an amazingly rascist joke to a buddy (im not rascist or white but rascism is funny sometimes). Dont ban me please.
Whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew?


The black jew has to sit inthe back of the oven.

Anyways, an afro-american was like 2 feet behind me and gave me the dirtiest look ever.
If he wasnt working i guaruantee he woulda swung.

Not cool in any way whatsoever.

myself... I usually do faux-pas which are more action related than word related... kind of like when I went to jokingly hit my friend Ali and accidentally hit Josies tit with my elbow.
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Not cool in any way whatsoever.


Bah. Everyone Ive told it to has laughed. Including one white isreali born jew and a half black half white guy. Why so serious.
#15
Crude: Scrape the Sand out of your Vagina
Scrape the Sand out of your C***

Embarassing: Anyway I digress (t'was in a drunken text...which I fortunately never sent)

and that's about it
#16
I just remember one from years and years ago (I think I was probably about 14) and we had a supply teacher for one of my classes. I will not be vague in saying, she was pretty hot. And pretty useless at teaching too.
Now there was this one guy in the class who was showing all his girl mates about the pressure/pleasure points on the body, to which most of them made strange, semi orgasmic noises and reacted quite well. Teacher then slides her chair across and says pretty loudly "ooo, do me next, do me".
At this point I fully expected the dirty minded population to explode into laughter, but instead there was an awkward silence...much extended by my "I ****ing would" meant to be said to the guy next to me
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#19
My sister who has just had a baby was with a few of her girl friends, where talking about what they want to get when they have babys / more babys, i walked in the room and said, "when i get a baby im going to get an abortion" full on straight face no emotion at all. Got my drink and walked out of the room.

They were all in shock, i loled.
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Back in 5th grade, most kids had just learned what the word "boner" meant. For a while, it was a very overused word among my class, but I had no idea what the fuck it meant.

So one day, while our class was waiting in line at the school library, I casually said aloud "I have a BONER." Then the 2 or 3 girls in front of me turned around and gave me a weird look.

It wasn't embarrassing back then, but... looking back on it...


Hey! You just reminded me of something. My 'catchphrase' at one point was "I like groins!" Whenever I said it I got a classic reaction from my friends at first, but they kinda thought I was weird after a while which I didn't understand.
I stopped saying it until I found out what a groin was....


....I though it was an organ in the body, kinda like a spleen or something
I was so ignorant
#22
When I was a small child I thought that to "bang" someone meant to shoot them. Makes me laugh when I think about it now... So many awkward moments
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#24
I was sitting in bio, and we were learning about cancerous cells. The teacher is talking about how "If all our cells were like cancer cells, and didn't die, then we would all be giant walking blobs". I laughed really loudly, no one else did, and everyone looked at me. Shame.
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#25
Back in highschool, on the way back home on the bus I was sitting next to 2 girls arguing over stupid stuff and it was bothering me so i moved a few seats ahead. After a small pause one of the girls yelled "DID WE SCARE YOU?!" to which i replied: "**** YOU!... ****... YOU! no like.. seriously, **** YOU!!!!!".

Then i got off the bus and thought to myself how horrible that was, I've never done something so rude like that before in my life and it confuzzles me to this day as to why I did.

I'm a nice person.
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Back in highschool, on the way back home on the bus I was sitting next to 2 girls arguing over stupid stuff and it was bothering me so i moved a few seats ahead. After a small pause one of the girls yelled "DID WE SCARE YOU?!" to which i replied: "**** YOU!... ****... YOU! no like.. seriously, **** YOU!!!!!".

Then i got off the bus and thought to myself how horrible that was, I've never done something so rude like that before in my life and it confuzzles me to this day as to why I did.

I'm a nice person.

You did the right thing.
#27
If I don't say several horrible things in a day I don't sleep right.

Yesterday I was eating lunch with my friends when one said "please." For some reason this threw me off and I was like "AAWWWWW LAWDY SO POLITE! YOU'SA HOUSE NIGGA, NOT A FIELD NIGGA AIN'TCHA!"
#29
I remember in grade 10 when our french teacher (a dude) announced that he had good news.

A girl then promptly asked "oh you're pregnant??"

Everybody burst into laughter. She immediately noticed "oh wait, he's a guy" and sunk into her seat.

I don't even remember what the true good news were
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my band has a song about not letting retards on the bus


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#33
I once said "Hello, how are you today?" to someone. Craziest shit of my life, yo.

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I once said "Hello, how are you today?" to someone. Craziest shit of my life, yo.


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he didnt act like he didnt care however. the other guy did
#35
Egg whites have a PH level of 8. Urine has a PH level of 6. When that was told to me by my bio teacher (baring in mind that water is 7): "HOLY SHIT! MIXING EGG WHITES AND URINE MAKES WATER!"

She got mad at me for language and told me to go and try it...
#36
In my high school music class there was a girl that played a baritone. One day the teacher was talking to the class and the girl was pretending to play. The teacher told her to stop playing and she replied with "I'm not playing. I'm just fingering."

Also, during kindergarten, I once said to my teacher, "I love you mom."
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#40
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When I was a small child I thought that to "bang" someone meant to shoot them. Makes me laugh when I think about it now... So many awkward moments


Oh those days. Like when as a small kid you thought sex was rolling around kissing.
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