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So today as I went outside I saw my kitten and my dog on my doorstep. Then, suddenly I noticed that the cat was sucking milk out of my dog's teat. It just looked so unnatural. My kitten is 6-8 months old and my dog is 2 years old.

So, Pit. Is this natural!?
#2
Well... did you suck her teat too? Don't let your damn cat take all that milk!! It's good shit!
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#3
Quote by vicarious46
Well... did you suck her teat too? Don't let your damn cat take all that milk!! It's good shit!



+1
#4
"Breastfeeding". Yeah sure, let them tell you that. You know they're gettin' jiggy wit it.
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#6
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#8
Replace 'dog' with 'immigrant' and 'my cat' with 'me.'

I would say that's pretty unnatural.
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#9
Quote by strat0blaster
Replace 'dog' with 'immigrant' and 'my cat' with 'me.'

I would say that's pretty unnatural.


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#10
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The pit can be fucking weird sometimes.


This. TS, you should be ashamed of yourself.
#13
Just be glad the cat didn't go to you instead.
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#17
Quote by frankv
We drink cow milk.

Yeah, but not straight from the breast!


TS, that was not a dog and that was not a cat and you know it.


Hey, it's normal for family to accidentally walk in on each other from time to time, but denying it and putting delusions into your head won't help with anything.
#19
Go tell your local news station, I'm sure they will be glad to do a story about it.
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#20
wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
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#21
Their future cat dog hybrids will kill us all!!!!!!!!!!

But yeah thats pretty wierd dude
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#22
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Yeah, but not straight from the breast!



Speak for yourself.
#23
Quote by frankv
How else would the cat do it? It doesn't have thumbs.

Learn to speak people and ask the nearest human?
#25
Completely normal, nothing out of the ordinary.
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#30
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#33
Quote by fail
"Breastfeeding". Yeah sure, let them tell you that. You know they're gettin' jiggy wit it.

Pretty much. It's called foreplay. Jeez, learn to identify animal sex when you see it.
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#35
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Which Arnie film is that from?

Commando.
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#37
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I have that on DVD somewhere. I need to watch it now.

Do it. Do it now!
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#39
Definitely read thread title as "My Dad was Breastfeeding my Cat."
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