#1
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
#3
1.) Cause they're a burger chain.

2.) Any that you can get your arm on first.

3.) So you know that there aren't any pages missing.

4.) The book you read to look up alternate words.

5.) Then they can't use you in court.

6.) Yes.

7.) Yes.

8.) Cause they just do.
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Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?


I would imagine it's to do with scent.
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#7
Quote by perszzac
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?


Why don't you?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Whichever you claim

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?


Because a sheet of paper makes up 4 pages. 2 in front, 2 in back, and it doesn't always balance out.

What is another word for "thesaurus"?


TheSauron

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?


What about my the main witness?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?


You can swear on the Constitution

Do prison buses have emergency exits?


Yes

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?


Same reason you sniff your sister's panties
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#8
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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?


Go to Japan, mate.

Seriously: Not all of them have McHot Dogs there, but I know I've been to at least one with a McHot Dog.
Last edited by Kevin19 at Aug 29, 2011,
#9
Quote by perszzac
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

1 Because they don't wanna

2 the one on the right

3 no clue

4 there isn't one

5 then they won't use you on the stand

6 No. there is a secular oath we can take.

7 yes

8 Because of the anal glands. They secret certain chemicals that give dogs information about each other.
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WHAT IS THE SPEED OF DARKNESS?!

Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?!?
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#12
McDonalds actually used to have pizza and other weird stuff, so a hot dog is not out of the question.
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?!?



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I just assume the right one.

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#16
I think swearing on a bible is just a tradition thing, Back in the day, if you were a liar they would cut the palm of your hand. Then if you went to court and you held your hand up to show everyone if you were a liar or not.
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#18
Quote by perszzac
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?


1) Depends on the country, some countries they do. Some they don't.

2) Both. Some one denying you that room? FIGHT!

3) Which genre? Some have them so you can write notes in the back. Some have them just because there needs to be an even number of pages.

4) Lexicon I think. Not sure on spelling.

5) You aren't allowed to give a statement and the whole case will lose it's main evidence. So if you say 'no' on a murder case. You could very easily have just let a murderer walk free.

6) They don't have to. My grand dad went to give a witness statement and he swore on the British Flag. It's more of a practice than an official way of telling if they're going to lie or not.

7) Depends on the bus.

8) I'm not sure whether it's a like or dislike thing. It's to do with greeting each other, like a hand shake or a hug. And they judge from that scent whether to rip their throat open, walk away or shag the sh*t into them.
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#20
No,
no I cannot answer these questions.


If you look up thesaurus in a thesaurus it just says..."you're an asshole"
#21
Both armrests are mine. Always.
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#22
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because they wouldn't taste good. Much like the rest of the food there.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both. **** other people.

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
because.

What is another word for "thesaurus"?
your mom.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Then that is what will have happened.

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
yes.

Do prison buses have emergency exits?
your mom has emergency exits.

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
They're just kinky like that.
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#23
Actually McDonalds did hot dogs for a limited period years back. But that was in the UK, and over 10 years ago
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#24
Here's some questions for you TS.

What's up with you starting so many threads recently?

What's the deal with airline food?

Why does Burger King sell chicken nuggets as they're not burgers?

Which came first the chicken or your mom?


See, we can all ask silly questions.
#26
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
I swear, I honestly saw aMcDonalds selling hot dogs, can't remember where. But I know they were advertising them
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#27
Quote by perszzac
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

1. They have sold hot dogs before. The CEO in the 70s thought hot dogs were nasty and banned them.

2. Whichever one you get to first, usually the one for your dominant hand.

3. Pages are intentionally left blank to account for ink transfer, autographs, separated sections of the book, notes, or are just there to fill space.

4. Main Entry: thesaurus
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: dictionary of synonyms and antonyms
Synonyms: glossary, language reference book, lexicon, onomasticon, reference book, sourcebook, storehouse of words, terminology, treasury of words, vocabulary, word list

5. You don't testify. If you are being compelled to testify (like, if you were given a subpoena) you are arrested for being in contempt of court.

6. Most courts don't use the Bible to swear people in. There are alternatives.

7. Yes.

8. They don't necessarily like it. They use smells for identification, to determine health, to see if another dog is in heat, etc. Cats and other animals do it too.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Aug 29, 2011,
#28
Quote by perszzac
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

1. Because they're a phallic sign of the Devil.

2. Both, fuck the bitches next to you.

3. So you can draw pictures in them.

4. Bookwithotherwordssimilartoyoursinit

5. You get sent to space.

6. No, they swear on homosexual filth and pagan symbols.

7. Yes, and behind them is a guard (he is attached to the outside of the bus).

8. Who doesn't like the smell of other dog's butts?

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#29
Quote by perszzac
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?


Because Americans like burgers more.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Both. I pick seats with one or both sides open for this very reason. If not, however many I can get; I'm larger than most people - 6'4", long arms, broad shoulders - so even when I squish in I need at least one.

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?


That, my friend, is the origin of fanfiction.

What is another word for "thesaurus"?


Book.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?


You're removed from court as a reliable witness, and any testimony you've presented is stricken from the record. If you were summoned, you're charged with being in contempt of court.

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?


Not an Atheist or a court worker, no idea.

Do prison buses have emergency exits?


Not a convict or a bus driver, no idea.

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?


Ask a dog.
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