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#1
I'm sure I'm not the only person to notice that females can't joke. I often see them try real hard, but whatever happens they blurt out the clumsiest, flattest and most boring jokes. I'm very serious in my intent to find out why women can't joke and often lack a healthy sense of humor. Pit, discuss!
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Because we have a different sense of humor.

Making jokes about how men are all of our problems: menstruation, menopause, mental disorders. That's what we apparently find funny.
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Some of the funniest people I know of are women, both in terms of friends I have and comedians I like. Every time I see a thread like this, it just makes me think that most people in the pit hardly talk to girls.
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It seems I haven't made myself clear enough. If you haven't noticed already humor is necessary in day to day conversations and when a person lacks a good sense of humor he/she is often neglected and thought dumb. Everytime I make conversations with the opposite sex or overhear them I have noticed they make very bland jokes and giggle. Such jokes in a company of gentlemen would make one seem mentally handicapped(which the above user:SadStatue finds hilarious, blaming it on her sex).
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#10
I agree. Some what. Women that always do the same jokes about men and periods are not funny, its worn out and just isn't funny. However if comediennes create new material that isn't just "oh my gosh my man is so unsatisfying OLOLOL" then I can find them funny. I can't stand Jo Brand, she's just not funny. At all. Shappy Khorsandi however is a lot funnier to me because she mixes it up with racism, divorce and different subjects.
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I agree. Some what. Women that always do the same jokes about men and periods are not funny, its worn out and just isn't funny.

I bet 90% of the material of your favorite male comedians is made up of dick jokes and how annoying their wife/girlfriend is.

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Women comedy come from character, real situations. Not abstract craziness.

That's why I've never met a girl who will sit through an entire episode of Monty Python Flying Circus without telling me quite frankly that it isn't funny.
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Women comedy come from character, real situations. Not abstract craziness.


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Most female humour seems rooted in hard-boiled realism, while men tend to gravitate toward the surreal and absurd. Except Maria Bamford, who is in a different taxonomical class than us.

This is pertinent

http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=302

Simply stunning.
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Women comedy come from character, real situations. Not abstract craziness.


WRONG, THILLY!
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That's why I've never met a girl who will sit through an entire episode of Monty Python Flying Circus without telling me quite frankly that it isn't funny.


That's because that show sucks.
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Quoting Hitchens: successful female comics tend to be "hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three."
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Quoting Hitchens: successful female comics tend to be "hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three."

If you're going that route, everyone successful and famous tends to be Jewish, so...
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If you're going that route, everyone successful and famous tends to be Jewish, so...


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Could someone link a funny female comedian? I have yet to come across one that that is remotely funny.
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Could someone link a funny female comedian? I have yet to come across one that that is remotely funny.


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comedian wise, i dont enjoy woman comics. probably because i cant connect with the jokes they make. but i mean there are girls that when we have a conversation we both laugh a lot.
#31
Funny, every girl I've ever gotten to be friends with has said the most attractive thing about a guy is that he is funny. I wonder how males and females get together if they have no sense of humour
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That's why I've never met a girl who will sit through an entire episode of Monty Python Flying Circus without telling me quite frankly that it isn't funny.

Show them the Holy Grail instead.

I have never met a woman who doesn't love the Monty Python movie of the same name, btw

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Funny, every girl I've ever gotten to be friends with has said the most attractive thing about a guy is that he is funny. I wonder how males and females get together if they have no sense of humour

All lies.
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ellen degeneres.


like no
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like no

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#37
I think a lot of really pretty girls often arent funny because guys will laugh at whatever they say just so they can get laid. thus, they go through life telling the same, not funny jokes, because guys laugh no matter what.

this is a theory ive had for quite a while
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#38
I had a chauvinistic theory about how wimminz brains can only think in one plane and one step at a time thus making their jokes suck.
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Could someone link a funny female comedian? I have yet to come across one that that is remotely funny.

Aubrey Plaza both confirms and negates everything I've said in this thread. It makes sense. Also, she has some of my favorite stand up ever in the movie "Funny People" (and in the special features and stuff), but I couldn't find it on Youtube. Watch it though because it's an awesome movie, especially with the like 5 hours of stand up on the second disk.

Maria Bamford is awesome and was also in Funny People.

I'd find more, but my internet feels like going turtle speed whenever I open up a video right now.
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