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Leroy Leutscher, an 86-year-old man from Arizona, was out on his yard when he dropped his pruning shears. As he reached down to grab them, he slipped and fell, landing face down on the handle. The handle went through his eye socket and down into his neck. Amazingly, he's okay.

That x-ray above was taken right after the horrifying accident, and it pretty much speaks for itself. Still, even in such ridiculous circumstances, the surgeons managed to remove the shears from his face, rebuild Leutscher's orbital floor with metal mesh AND save his freaking eyeball. Leutscher still has some slight swelling on his face and a little bit of double vision but Jesus H. Christ doctors are amazing.


http://gizmodo.com/5835921/a-man-survived-after-being-impaled-through-his-eye-socket-with-pruning-shears


I see how he survived, but THEY RESTORED HIS FRIGGIN EYEBALL!
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I was hoping for non Xray pictures. Even though i'd be really angry at myself for looking at them.
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For some reason I imagined this happening, the guy standing up with a pair of shears in his eye and shouting "IS FINE!" in a russian accent.
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#8
That made me cringe uncontrollably.


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For some reason I imagined this happening, the guy standing up with a pair of shears in his eye and shouting "IS FINE!" in a russian accent.

Such is life in soviet russia.
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For some reason I imagined this happening, the guy standing up with a pair of shears in his eye and shouting "IS FINE!" in a russian accent.


Such is life in Moscow.

Edit: Oh God dammit.
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#10
that's both terrible and wonderful. the depth of that thing...
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#12
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I was hoping for non Xray pictures. Even though i'd be really angry at myself for looking at them.


Same here. It wouldn't be gory cos they were fine afterwards!
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#16
As he reached down to grab them, he slipped and fell, landing face down on the handle. The handle went through his eye socket and down into his neck.

Uh-huh.

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#18
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Uh-huh.

Sounds like the kind of excuse you'd hear with someone admitted to hospital with shears lodged in their rectum...

"Just gardening, honest! I slipped!"
#19
Man gets impaled through eye with pruning shears.
Man yanks them out without any damage to eye, and continues pruning bushes for the Motherland.

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umm, well this... is... awkward...


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*shivers go down entire body* That's disturbing to say the least. I'm glad he's fine, though.
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My god, that was too perfect.

Anyway, i think it's kinda rediculous that looking at the sun causes permanent loss of sight while you can IMPALE YOU F*CKING EYE and only have swelling and blurred vision. Wtf science?
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My god, that was too perfect.

Anyway, i think it's kinda rediculous that looking at the sun causes permanent loss of sight while you can IMPALE YOU F*CKING EYE and only have swelling and blurred vision. Wtf science?


Okay, you're in a battle and have two choices of weapons.

The power of the sun.


Or

a set of pruning shears.




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#35
A couple of years back, my next door neighbor got impaled through the eye with a door handle like this:



He slipped in the hallway or something, no-one else was home and was stuck there so he had to scream to the neighborhood for help.
Thankfully he is ok, but obviously has a glass eye now.

Edit: 'For help' not 'or help'
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#36
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A couple of years back, my next door neighbor got impaled through the eye with a door handle like this:

He slipped in the hallway or something, no-one else was home and was stuck there so he had to scream to the neighborhood or help.
Thankfully he is ok, but obviously has a glass eye now.


thanks bro, i didn't need to be afraid of my own house. no really.
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