Poll: Which are you?
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Little ender
62 51%
Big ender
60 49%
Voters: 122.
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#1
There can be only one outcome. Choose your side. Be prepared to defend it. Some things are indeed worth going to war over.

This thread is dedicated to the discussion of the greatest English language composition
ever to have been composed in English. Intentional obfuscation is not discouraged but is actually encouraged.

Don't waste your time plucking shiny baubles from the muck and mire beneath your feet you damn Yahoos. This is serious business.
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#2
Wait, what are we doing?
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#3
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Wait, what are we doing?

We are voicing our opinions in the above poll.
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#6
Are you asking us what the greatest English language composition is? Because the answer is obviously Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

EDIT: "Ender's Game" was my favorite book until Orson Scott Card decided to turn into a giant douche bag.

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#8
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Nope
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#9
I chose 'big' to compensate for my small penis.
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#10
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Wait, what are we doing?

Genius! Brilliant! A true work of art. Surely this is the greatest of all. Gibson_SG_uzr55, you shall go down in history as having composed the greatest piece of English language the world has ever seen. Bask in the glory of his marvelousness.
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#13
I voted big so the poll would even.

I have no idea what this thread is.
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#15
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Lol I know.



Little ender


damn, just beat me to it

Edit: Also, Jackal called someone a Lilliputian in another thread today. That was my big tip off, although my 1st thought was ender's game
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#16
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Are you asking us what the greatest English language composition is? Because the answer is obviously Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

EDIT: "Ender's Game" was my favorite book until Orson Scott Card decided to turn into a giant douche bag.

HGTTG Is a ripoff from this original piece of brilliance.
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#17
Us common types from the colonies always support the underdog.
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#18
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Genius! Brilliant! A true work of art. Surely this is the greatest of all. Gibson_SG_uzr55, you shall go down in history as having composed the greatest piece of English language the world has ever seen. Bask in the glory of his marvelousness.



I want to sig that. Goddamn character limit.
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#20
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It's about the eggs right?

Everything is about the eggs man.
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#21
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I chose 'big' to compensate for my small penis.

Of course you have a small penis.
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#22
I am a Don-ender.

Had this username since 2004, and it has only now been relavent to anything anyone has ever said.
WHOMP

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#23
Okay, so I know this has to do with Gulliver's Travels. But what is the difference?
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#24
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Everything is about the eggs man.

It's just wrong to eat a poor, defenceless, innocent pre-organism upside down. It takes all the fun out of it.
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

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#25
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Okay, so I know this has to do with Gulliver's Travels. But what is the difference?

A Houyhnhnms appears.

It's about the discussion of the greatest piece of literature ever written.
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#27
I'm gonna have to go to the University bookstore and get this and figure it out. I was going to use that money to buy many of the books on that "10 Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries" list
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#29
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It's just wrong to eat a poor, defenceless, innocent pre-organism upside down. It takes all the fun out of it.

Damned foul Blefuscuian begone.


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I'm gonna have to go to the University bookstore and get this and figure it out. I was going to use that money to buy many of the books on that "10 Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries" list

This was the most dangerous book of the 18th century.
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#30
i think Jackal's just trying to tell us that he finally finished the book he's been reading for the past 200 years and he wants to brag about setting the world record for oldest person to ever finish reading a book, just barely beating out the previous record holder by about 1,700 years.

congrats, you old fossil!
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#31
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i think Jackal's just trying to tell us that he finally finished the book he's been reading for the past 200 years and he wants to brag about setting the world record for oldest person to ever finish reading a book, just barely beating out the previous record holder by about 1,700 years.

congrats, you old fossil!

It's actually 4 books.
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#33
^^^that or Jackal's drunk.

I choose little-ender.
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#34
The Art of War


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HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#35
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It's actually 4 books.


don't take that tone with me, unless you want the worst noogie of your life.
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#36
Oh god! Little ender of course! Look at the shape of the cup, it's clearly designed to hold the big end.

I am right! Thank you and good bye!
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#37
Big ender. With such a miniscule area in which to peregrinate, one could only reasonably assume that perhaps an object of greater size is necessary to avoid interacting with the citizens of less favorable disposition. Only when this is achieved can we be at ease. For if the abyss gazes also into you, there is a good chance you ingested some substances that perhaps you should have thought twice or more about.
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#38
Wait ... so we're not talking about Harry Potter?
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#39
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Wait ... so we're not talking about Harry Potter?


Of course not you fraudulent fool. Your flatulence flatters you none.

Unless you chose big ender.
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#40

I don't understand
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