Poll: Your Girlfriend Wants A Breast Reduction, Would You Pay For It?

Poll: would you pay for the reduction?
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yes, i'd pay for the reduction. her health is far more important than some boobs
68 41%
hell no brah, i love boobies too much. she'll have to suffer with 'em :D
22 13%
I'm more of an ass/face man myself so I wouldnt care if she wanted to do it
24 14%
As a woman, this thread sucks balls. I dont need a man to pay for anything
5 3%
Bro, do I look like a charity? she could get it but i aint payin for it
47 28%
Voters: 166.
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#1
she complains her breasts are causing her back problems and wants a reduction. money is no object for you

would you pay for it?
#2
"Getting breast reduction surgery is like slapping God in the face for giving you a wonderful gift."

No.
#3
I'd instead pay to have her spine reinforced with admantium.

edit: Of course I would, in reality. God forbid I ever care about a girl that much, but if I did, I would do it in a heartbeat.
Last edited by -[NiL]- at Aug 30, 2011,
#5
I like smaller tits.
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#6
An asshole who likely won't have a girlfriend for much longer.
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#7
If money was no object to me, I'd be writing every charity I could think of a $100,000 check, buying a new engine for the classic car my dad wants to fix up that has a dead engine, buy myself a nice house and a Maserati, giving everyone I know awesome gifts - for example, nice houses and Maseratis - and if it's causing health issues, sure, get her a breast reduction.

Making money no object in a question of money is like asking someone if they had to shoot one of two people in the head, who would they shoot? Oh, and they won't die or get injured from being shot.
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#9
I would pay for a guitar/amp/pedal

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#10
Once surgery to prevent furthering health problems.
Money is no object.

Yes, because I'm not a douchebag.

That said, I would not pay for breast implants, or date a girl that has/wants them for that matter.
#13
Quote by StewieSwan
What kind of asshole wouldn't?

Since when is it the bf's responsibility to pay for his gf's medical bills?

I would definitely support her, but there's no way I'm paying for it.


Edit: Missed the money was no object bit. Yay for reading threads before posting.
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#14
If money was no object to me I would have a very difficult time paying for it.
#15
Quote by necrosis1193
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I think what he was meaning if money wasn't the issue, so that you are only left with the decision of "letting" her get it or not.

I could be wrong, I have no idea where TS is going with it.
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#16
Quote by palm mute
I think what he was meaning if money wasn't the issue, so that you are only left with the decision of "letting" her get it or not.

I could be wrong, I have no idea where TS is going with it.


If that's the case, her body, not mine. This isn't exactly a decision that drastically effects me. Someone I love being healthy is. Still a definite yes.
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#17
I wouldn't stop her from doing it, but she would need to do some convincing for me to actually pay for it.
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#18
Boobs are awesome. That is all.
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#20
Assuming money is no object, if it's for health issues then of course. Plus it reduces the risks of her running away to Australia to become a porn star.
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#22
Why am I paying for it? How srrs are we? And so on.

Assuming it's a serious problem and she can't afford it (but I can), of course I would. What kind of asshole wouldn't?
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#23
Come on guys, how would you go about reducing someone's breasts in the kitchen?

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#24
Quote by OliOsbourne
Come on guys, how would you go about reducing someone's breasts in the kitchen?


Bread knife and a vacuum cleaner, duh.
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#26
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SEVER health risk

So like, if her arm got cut off?
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#27
id take her to the gym and have her do exercises to strengthen her back so it wouldn't be a problem
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#28
Quote by entity0009
Assuming money is no object, if it's for health issues then of course. Plus it reduces the risks of her running away to Australia to become a porn star.


#31
Quote by necrosis1193
If money was no object to me, I'd be writing every charity I could think of a $100,000 check, buying a new engine for the classic car my dad wants to fix up that has a dead engine, buy myself a nice house and a Maserati, giving everyone I know awesome gifts - for example, nice houses and Maseratis - and if it's causing health issues, sure, get her a breast reduction.

Making money no object in a question of money is like asking someone if they had to shoot one of two people in the head, who would they shoot? Oh, and they won't die or get injured from being shot
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#33
Quote by entity0009
Assuming money is no object, if it's for health issues then of course. Plus it reduces the risks of her running away to Australia to become a porn star.
We wouldn't mind .

OT: Yeah I'd pay. It isn't like it's the end of the world.
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#34
unless she has a form of gigantomastia or her boobs are really insanely huge for other medical reasons, then hell no. She wants surgery, she can pay for it herself.

Also, I would then get a penis-size reduction surgery, just to be fair, what with equality and all.
#36
Quote by necrosis1193
If money was no object to me, I'd be writing every charity I could think of a $100,000 check, buying a new engine for the classic car my dad wants to fix up that has a dead engine, buy myself a nice house and a Maserati, giving everyone I know awesome gifts - for example, nice houses and Maseratis - and if it's causing health issues, sure, get her a breast reduction.

Making money no object in a question of money is like asking someone if they had to shoot one of two people in the head, who would they shoot? Oh, and they won't die or get injured from being shot.

I have yet to drive a Maserati that didn't disappoint me.

Just sayin'.
#37
Quote by captaincrunk
Penises and breasts are not comparable.

I never suggested that.

But if my woman wants to get a breast reduction for nothing other than vanity reasons, I am 1. not going to pay for it and 2. will not pretend like I think that it's a great idea.

EDIT: oh and just so you know where I stand on the opposite side: I would never pay for my gf to get breast enhancement surgery, either. In fact, I'd count BE surgery as a reason to end a relationship.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 30, 2011,
#40
If I cared enough, yes. Though I probably would never have a gf with boobs THAT big...

If I didn't care enough, I wouldn't.
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