#1
I was at a friend's birthday party when I fell asleep watching "The Gods Must Be Crazy" now I have hooker red toenails, a glittery big toe and a massive erection.

How do I get rid of nail polish if I don't have nail polish remover?
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#2
you dont get rid of it.


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#5
Only one way dude

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#6
Nail polish remover is the only way. It is very cheap, just go and buy some. Do you not have any friends who might have some? You only need a little bit, put a few drops on some cotton wool or tissue paper and rub on the nail, it will come off easily.
#9
Paint over with clear polish, rub off with rag before it dries.
Or soak your toes in water for a while then chip it off.
Or flaunt them in strappy heels while maintaining your erection.
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Paint over with clear polish, rub off with rag before it dries.
Or soak your toes in water for a while then chip it off.
Or flaunt them in strappy heels while maintaining your erection.


Finally, we have a decent suggestion.
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#12
I think nails grow like at 1mm/week? Considering an average nail is ~ 1 cm long, it will take you 70 days to get rid of the nail polish.

Seriously:
-Take a knife, and brush it off, holding the knife at 90° to the nail.
-Use some brandy, if you can't find acetone. Maybe it will do. If not, gasoline surely will. Don't forget to put it on fire for the lulz after you finish.
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#18
go buy some nail polish remover... its on your toes dude, cover it with shoes.

also vodka works
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#19
But...

Buying nail polish remover is gay
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But...

Buying nail polish remover is gay

Then live with coloured nails you douche.
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I was at a friend's birthday party when I fell asleep watching "The Gods Must Be Crazy" now I have hooker red toenails, a glittery big toe and a massive erection.

How do I get rid of nail polish if I don't have nail polish remover?


That's cool. I think you should use deodorants for this. That is a kind of nail polish remover only. Not only this, even these are used for everything that can't be cleaned very easily, from nail polish to markers. What exactly you need to do is just use spray some deodorant as close to your nails as you can. But make sure you don't burn yourself while you are on with this process. Thereafter just rub your nails with a handkerchief or napkin. The nail polish won't go away immediately, just insist until your nails are clean. Now, repeat the same if you need to. Rub more thoroughly around the borders of your nails. That's where nail polish isn't completely removed the first time you try. You won’t find any nail polish thereafter, but you need to be more careful next time you do your manicure or pedicure.
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I was at a friend's birthday party when I fell asleep watching "The Gods Must Be Crazy" now I have hooker red toenails, a glittery big toe and a massive erection.

How do I get rid of nail polish if I don't have nail polish remover?

define "massive".
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#26
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That's cool. I think you should use deodorants for this. That is a kind of nail polish remover only. Not only this, even these are used for everything that can't be cleaned very easily, from nail polish to markers. What exactly you need to do is just use spray some deodorant as close to your nails as you can. But make sure you don't burn yourself while you are on with this process. Thereafter just rub your nails with a handkerchief or napkin. The nail polish won't go away immediately, just insist until your nails are clean. Now, repeat the same if you need to. Rub more thoroughly around the borders of your nails. That's where nail polish isn't completely removed the first time you try. You won’t find any nail polish thereafter, but you need to be more careful next time you do your manicure or pedicure.

Hopefully after a week his nails would be clean by now.

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#27
when i layer nail polish , it doesn't dry completely it seems like. what can i do to make it dry all the way that won't take forever?
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