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The squirrel seems to be enjoying it.

A New Mexico state trooper was apparently feeling randy while on the job. So he decided to meet a lady friend a ranch outside of Santa Fe. The problem is the ranch entrance has been the occasional target of pint-sized graffiti artists... So a surveillance camera was installed to catch the little bastards in the act. But when a worker reviewed the tape, he didn't find video of kids with spray paint. He found evidence of the unnamed trooper taking a brief vacation to Bone Town. The video shows a woman laying on the hood of a sports car with her pants dangling from one ankle. The good trooper mounts her with his pants down as well, moving his head back and forth to make sure he isn't caught. Fortunately, this was in the middle of the day, allowing for fabulously clear video. The worker turned the tape over to the Santa Fe sheriff's office, who passed it on to the state. Now the trooper has been suspended with pay while he's investigated. As Santa Fe Sheriff Robert Garcia so eloquently puts it, "I'm just glad it wasn't one of my guys. This is a real embarrassment."
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#2
Cavity search. Standard operating procedure.
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now this type of dishonest behavior is why I don't thrust the police.
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#5
Takes "F-ck the police" to a new level.
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now this type of dishonest behavior is why I don't thrust the police.

You leave Thrusty out of this.
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You leave Thrusty out of this.


Thrusty is out of this, we haven't gotten an update in weeks.

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first a porn star teacher and then a boning cop...horny news day?

Porn is taking over...


#16
I guess he needed his nightstick during the day.
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That reminds me, my old high school had a school cop (who was one of our town's policemen) who would direct traffic after school and stay around the school premises. Anyways, one day he decided to take his lady friend to work with him and they got caught in the wrestling room doing the dirty. Our school got a new cop after that incident.
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#20
I work for the Department Of Public Safety in Santa Fe, and we're directly involved with the state police. Chances are I've seen that guy in the building I work in. My coworkers and I are laughing our asses off at this story lol
#22
He got that lady and he put her on his car and he went..BBBYYAAHHH
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#23
I think he needs to read up on the penal code to see if he's got the right idea.
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#24
Fuck tha powleece!!


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