#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=feedlik



Oh my God...crying out tears and I realise I'm a fully grown adult as well
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#5
"I am not a robot. I am a unicorn"


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#7

Didn't even smile.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
^

Should have trolled one to start with, so they ended up just talking shit to eachother
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#10
xD nice. The unicorn bit was awesome

How do you chat to those things? I mean ones where they speak back to you on screen or like text to voice or whatever they're called?
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#12
^ is it slow for you, or is it just me? it takes like 20 seconds for them to reply... and sometimes they speak way before
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#13
i've been meaning to do that for a while, but haven't gotten to it. i've really gotta do it.
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#15


So you're a Christian

No I am not!


I don't like the way they just disappeared after discussing wanting a body. We're ****ed
#17
Quote by SkepsisMetal


So you're a Christian

No I am not!


I don't like the way they just disappeared after discussing wanting a body. We're ****ed

Oh fuck.
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#18
Quote by SkepsisMetal


So you're a Christian

No I am not!


I don't like the way they just disappeared after discussing wanting a body. We're ****ed

Nahh I'm sure nothing will come of it! Stupid robots couldn't do anything if they tri

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#19
Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait.

Did that robot just do abstract logic?

"Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing."
#20
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Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait.

Did that robot just do abstract logic?

"Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing."

Maybe, but it still cannot love.
#21
Quote by Dirge Humani
Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait.

Did that robot just do abstract logic?

"Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing."

Don't panic, from what I've understood they just take random sentences from people talking to them and spew them out..
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#22
This is me talking to him.
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#24
Cleverbot is not very clever at all. It hardly ever makes sense. All it does it just remember responses that people have put in and then spew one out that is similar in topic. It can't really carry on a conversation. It only replies to the last thing you typed and not the whole conversation as a whole. The, "I'm a unicorn," thing is perfect proof. That had no context within the conversation.
#25
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Cleverbot is not very clever at all. It hardly ever makes sense. All it does it just remember responses that people have put in and then spew one out that is similar in topic. It can't really carry on a conversation. It only replies to the last thing you typed and not the whole conversation as a whole. The, "I'm a unicorn," thing is perfect proof. That had no context within the conversation.


that's actually really clever. one thing i've learned from steven pinker is the only way robots can seem smart is if a human's elements are incorporated in them. would you rather they replied to everything in binary code?

also, i found this hilarious. "do you believe in god?" "YES." "So you're a christian?"
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#26
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This is me talking to him.


"You're a monster."
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I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

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#27
Quote by MetallicSka
"You're a monster."


I wasn't expecting it.

I said no I'm not and he responded with "Oh ok I was just gonna see if you admitted to anything."
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When they're down is the safest time.

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#28
Quote by skylerjames13
I wasn't expecting it.

I said no I'm not and he responded with "Oh ok I was just gonna see if you admitted to anything."


I just had a conversation with it now, look at his response to my last statement
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#29
Kinda funny, but I was expecting better honestly.
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#30
"No, I am not. I am a unicorn."
Best. Argument. Ever.
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#31
Quote by MetallicSka
I just had a conversation with it now, look at his response to my last statement





Sometimes he sucks and has slip ups. Lot's of times though I've actually carried a conversation with him.
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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#33
Quote by Shr3dz0r
Cleverbot is not very clever at all. It hardly ever makes sense. All it does it just remember responses that people have put in and then spew one out that is similar in topic. It can't really carry on a conversation. It only replies to the last thing you typed and not the whole conversation as a whole. The, "I'm a unicorn," thing is perfect proof. That had no context within the conversation.

Yeah. Computers really struggle with just grammar right now, let alone creating meaning.

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#34
Holy cow Cleverbot know a lot about existing and not being a computer. but it doesn't know anything about sex and pregnancy. Thats gonna be hard. To learn that to a robot.
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#35
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


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Please excuse my proper spelling and grammar, English is one of my first languages.