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#82
Go on post secrets, there would be loads of 'templates' for the quotes, most of them are about rape and stuff though.
#83


Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#85

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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#86
Quote by laid-to-waste
pretty sure that's a quote off of the film 500 days of summer.


Damn right it is! Best film ever.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#88






meh...
Quote by Meths

I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

Quote by sam b
Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#91
God I love this thread.
Quote by Hergiswi

Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
Quote by spanishyanez
Mental you get my vote for making me laugh for more than 3 minutes
#93
these are gold
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#95
I can't be bothered making a picture, but I thought I'd share this absolutely hilarious piece of shit I came across on Facebook.


A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 Mph on a Motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I am scared
Guy: No this is Fun

Girl: No its not Please its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you Love me

Girl: Fine, I Love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug

(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me
In the paper the next day:

A Motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure
Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived

The truth was that halfway down the road
the guy realized that his breaks broke

but he didn't want to let the girl know
Instead he had her say she loved him
felt her hug one last time,

then had her wear his helmet
so she would live even :'( :'( :'(

Gear:
Ibanez S470DXQM
Laney GH50L - Laney GS212IE
Boss GE7
MXR Wylde OD
Boss DD2
Boss CE20
Walden G570
#98
These make me laugh alot more than they probably should

In my heart I'm with you

every night
#102
Quote by Sir Daniel
I can't be bothered making a picture, but I thought I'd share this absolutely hilarious piece of shit I came across on Facebook.


A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 Mph on a Motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I am scared
Guy: No this is Fun

Girl: No its not Please its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you Love me

Girl: Fine, I Love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug

(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me
In the paper the next day:

A Motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure
Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived

The truth was that halfway down the road
the guy realized that his breaks broke

but he didn't want to let the girl know
Instead he had her say she loved him
felt her hug one last time,

then had her wear his helmet
so she would live even :'( :'( :'(



Downshifting lol obviously not a true story but yeah be an absolute retard if you can't bring a bike or any manual trans vehicle to a stop without brakes
#103
Quote by Sir Daniel
I can't be bothered making a picture, but I thought I'd share this absolutely hilarious piece of shit I came across on Facebook.


A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 Mph on a Motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I am scared
Guy: No this is Fun

Girl: No its not Please its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you Love me

Girl: Fine, I Love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug

(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me
In the paper the next day:

A Motorcycle had crashed into a building because the passenger tried to take the driver's helmet off while speeding over 100mph / because the driver did not know about engine braking
Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived

The truth was that halfway down the road
the guy realized that his breaks broke

but he didn't want to let the girl know
Instead he had her say she loved him
felt her hug one last time,

then had her wear his helmet
so she would live even :'( :'( :'(



fixed
#109
Quote by blake1221
I honestly couldn't think of anything funny whatsoever.



A relationship without trust is like an ipod without music, except you can sell that ipod and pay for hookers and then you dont need a relationship
#110
This is the best thread in a long time









Quote by Boonnoo666
Another factor that has grown this myth is a bunch of opinionated guys who really don't know what they're talking about, which to be brutally honest is a bunch of you guys on here.
#111
Quote by Phalen123
A relationship without trust is like an ipod without music, except you can sell that ipod and pay for hookers and then you dont need a relationship


nah. "PENIS LOL" is way better
#112



I made this btw. +1 for originality
Current Stage Gear
Ibanez 1987 RG550 Road Flare Red(66th one ever made)
HD500 Pedal
Bugera Vintage 22



Quote by metaldood91
Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#115
Originals








/has actually never played Half-Life
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#120
Quote by PaulyVengeance
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?