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#161
Quote by Sir Daniel
I can't be bothered making a picture, but I thought I'd share this absolutely hilarious piece of shit I came across on Facebook.


A Girl and guy were speeding over 100 Mph on a Motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I am scared
Guy: No this is Fun

Girl: No its not Please its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you Love me

Girl: Fine, I Love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug

(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me
In the paper the next day:

A Motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure
Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived

The truth was that halfway down the road
the guy realized that his breaks broke

but he didn't want to let the girl know
Instead he had her say she loved him
felt her hug one last time,

then had her wear his helmet
so she would live even :'( :'( :'(




lol for starters 100mph isn't that fast, and if he was even half competent on a bike, use ****ing engine breaking bloody noob
#162
Quote by wozzsta
lol for starters 100mph isn't that fast, and if he was even half competent on a bike, use ****ing engine breaking bloody noob

lol, if he was half competent he would have given his f*cking girlfriend a helmet BEFORE THEY LEFT.
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#163
Why didn't he, you know, LET OFF THE GAS INSTEAD OF KEEP GOING 100MPH?
I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
#164
Or maybe spelling Brake right.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#168
Quote by The Spoon
Found this, and had to do it



I like it because it's a picture of Root Beer.
#169
Quote by goest
I like it because it's a picture of Root Beer.

Haha wow. Didn't notice that.
#171
Quote by The Spoon
Haha wow. Didn't notice that.

Neither did I
Quote by Stranglehold
That's it, you're all banned.

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If I wanted to listen to something slow, I'd play some hippie music.
#172
Fender Lite Ash --> TC Polytune --> Digitech Whammy V --> MXR Phase 90 --> EHX Small Clone --> Strymon Orbit --> TC Flashback X4 --> Rivera R55
#180
A new Cracked article came out, and this thread is the first thing that came to my mind.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/31-inspirational-tumblr-photos-adjusted-honesty/?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module

Sooooooo... comatosebump.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#181
I wish I had seen Brad's last post earlier. Holy shit.

And yeah, thanks Wolfinator, I thought of the thread too, but didn't want to necro my own shit, you know?
#182
Meh

It's a good thread, and it isn't two years old or anything. I don't think the mods will mind.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#184









You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#187
"It was I that graffitied your house"






You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#190
Quote by Wolfinator-x





this made me chuckle
Quote by eazy-c


I don't think I've ever laughed so much in the Pit.
#192
Just a few I quickly knocked up:





Fender Lite Ash --> TC Polytune --> Digitech Whammy V --> MXR Phase 90 --> EHX Small Clone --> Strymon Orbit --> TC Flashback X4 --> Rivera R55
#193
First try, dunno how happy I am with it.

My stuff


Gibson Les Paul Studio
Ibanez ADC120
Tanglewood TGRF VS
Blackstar HT20
Roland Micro Cube
#194
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
*also, i've mailed you anthrax*

f*cking win


Got me too


Quote by em!ly
TS, thank you so much for this thread



#197
Oh man the anthrax one was epic as well. My favourite still has to be the one with the bread picture on the first page. Or the hipsters in a swimming pool, "swimming in air".
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I don't think I've ever laughed so much in the Pit.
#198








Fender Lite Ash --> TC Polytune --> Digitech Whammy V --> MXR Phase 90 --> EHX Small Clone --> Strymon Orbit --> TC Flashback X4 --> Rivera R55
#200
Ask yo momma, she'd know. OOOOOHHHHH
Fender Lite Ash --> TC Polytune --> Digitech Whammy V --> MXR Phase 90 --> EHX Small Clone --> Strymon Orbit --> TC Flashback X4 --> Rivera R55