When you say Ramones, I say Green Day
When you say Iggy Pop, I say Justin Bieber
When you say Sex Pistols, I say Fall Out Boy
When you say Patti Smith, I say Miley Cyrus
When you say Misfits, I say The Jonas Brothers
When you say Black Flag, I say Simple Plan
When you say Richard Hell, I say Nelly
When you say Poseur, I say Punk
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When you say potato, I say potato
When you say tomato, I say tomato

I like to recite these lines exactly how they would be read if you had no previous knowledge of their origin. I do this often in public to the delight of those around me.
Also, who in the world actually says po-tart-o? Seriously, I don't think anyone does. Anywhere.
When I say Hey you say Ho

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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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