#1
I do. For some reason, I have a dick and a vagina. It's kind of annoying, but at least I can have sex with myself. All I have to do is stick my dick in my vagina.
#2
Go die
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#3
Stick your dick in your mouth and shut the fuck up
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
same. but not only do i have both a dick and a vagina, i also have very saggy balls so i can use them as anal beads when having sex with myself.
#9
Quote by FatalGear41
In the end, the only question is: what bass would Jesus play?

I think he's a Fender Jazz guy.
#10
You are a abomination to god TS..........................GO AND KILL YOURSELF!!!!!
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