#1
lets write a story! the rules are each user writes a sentence or two as a continuation from what the last person said. so, for example, someone writes 'bob walked down the street', the next user might put 'and got hit by a fat wet turd shot from the giant cannon nearby'... and so it goes on like that. you can put anything you like but its better if it flows with the last line.

here's to start:

once upon a time there was a kid named jerry. jerry wanted to learn guitar and play in a band, but realised he didn't own a guitar. so he walked down to the nearby music shop, but when he went in he saw that...
#3
Quote by UraniYum
The end.


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#4
once upon a time there was a kid named jerry. jerry wanted to learn guitar and play in a band, but realised he didn't own a guitar. so he walked down to the nearby music shop, but when he went in he saw that..


He saw that most guitar players are actually quite selfish, illiterate bastards and decided to learn French Horn instead. The End.
#8
That was quite an interesting story, I must say.
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#9
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once upon a time there was a kid named jerry. jerry wanted to learn guitar and play in a band, but realised he didn't own a guitar. so he walked down to the nearby music shop, but when he went in he saw that...



carmen electra was working at the counter. she told me 'jerry, you want to get a guitar with a floating trem so you can make loud dive bombs and not have to worry about practising at all.' and THAT was the first time i ever got laid.

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#10
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Fin.

This.
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#13
i love you guys.
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