#1
Hey Pit,

So, unfortunately for me, I am getting transferred to another location for work. It's sort of tradition, that on the final shift of whoever is leaving WILL get pranked. Last time, my restaurant manager left, his car for whipped cream, silly string, ketchup, and for himself, he got whipped cream, to the point where he had to change.

Of course, it's going to be a little different for me.. No one really liked him, so only five people came out for that. At my store, everyone loves me, so I'm expecting a much larger turnout. I want this to be war, I need some ideas on how to get these guys back.

One of my ideas, is that since they will be getting my car, im going to park it in the back where it is wide open. Im going to store water balloons on the roof before my shift, and after my shift go up there to chuck water balloons at them.

Another one of my ideas, since I will be stuck on the roof, I'll wait for them to come up, and ill have whipped cream ready for them in the face haha.
#4
Punch em in the dick and scream april fools!!


The prank is that it's not april.
Sail upon the open skies
#6
Quote by metalh3ad88
Burn down the store.

It's a truly hilarious prank.


This, or get a gun and go columbine on there asses...
#7
paintball gun
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#8
Have a farmer murder all your co-workers' parents
grind the corpses into chilli
hold a chilli con carnival
feed the corpse parent chilli to your co-workers
Quote by MangoStarr
i think i love you
#9
The best prank they could do is not prank you. That would be hilarious since you seem to expect it so much.
What?! There's a clean channel on my amp?!

Quote by GoodOl'trashbag
omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#11
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Or you could just take it like a man, and not try to prank them back.

Also, Sep. 2011? Wha...?


That's today
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

LoL: Kublai Dong

MC: StealthTurtle
Twitter
Last.fm
#13
I love how UG treats new members as they came fresh out the womb.

TS, you answered your own question. Yours is superior.

Poop.
I Like Orange......

Wobble Wobble Wub Wub Dakka Dakka
#14
Quote by JonnyH
I love how UG treats new members as they came fresh out the womb.

TS, you answered your own question. Yours is superior.

Poop.


^^

Balloons. Fill them with sour milk. Hopefully chunky.
Staff bathrooms. Clear glue on anything you figure will be awesome.
Saran wrap doors/ tight hallways in any darker areas.
Paint their windshields black. Washable paint of course...
If you own a dog put a peice of poop stuck under every windshield wiper.
Ex lax in the coffee pot is always a bonus.