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#1
Alright, well... Pit, I'm not big on Facebook but today I couldn't resist trolling an ex-friend sorta.

So I have this buddy of mine, we been close since Junior High and now I'm a Junior in college and he's... Doing AC Repair or some such. Anyway, more recently he's kinda avoided me. I mean, I'm busy a lot and I got a lot of new buds now, but I still try to make time for the dude so we can hang out and stuff, like old times... But he constantly just passes me up when I offer to hang out and, in a way, spits in my face.

Well, earlier today he posts up a proud comment on facebook, he got pulled over for doing 143 in his beater Mustang 302 in a 45 zone. As such, he got bashed by his sister for being a dumbass and praised by his "odd to say the least" girlfriend. So, I felt inclined to just write in and tell him how it is. There's a difference between going a little faster with nobody around, enjoying your car and all, and just being an asshat, wrecklessly endangering yourself and others on the road vastly and for no reason.

tldr: my friend did 143 in a 45 and then gloated about it on facebook, to which I retorted with harsh trolling. Thoughts, Pit?

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#2
Uhh...


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He's a dick and deserves it.
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Is your friend Ethan?
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#6
Unless it looks like shit, I fail to see how a Boss 302 Mustang is a beater.

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#12
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There's a difference between going a little faster with nobody around, enjoying your car and all, and just being an asshat, wrecklessly endangering yourself and others on the road vastly and for no reason.

Sounds like you trolled him good!
#13
Erm I think your "friend"/arshole you own is the troll here.
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km/ph?

Damn thats like 40mph.

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#20
whatever... I always knew it was best I avoid the forums, think il stick with the classifieds only
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#23
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Unless it looks like shit, I fail to see how a Boss 302 Mustang is a beater.


Wrecked several times (minor incidents involving fences and shrubs) and is just a junker car. Paint's fading and peeling away, and he has lots of technical shortcomings. (Last I checked, it IS a 5-speed but the clutch cable is in two pieces that are tied together). See the light?

Responses I expected, though the trolling was definitely mine. His mom rides his ass for smoking pot, so I start picking at fine details of his dimwitted responses, eventually leading up to "Dude, are you high?" after a particularly nonsensical comment he made. Which resulted in a hurried (less than 60 seconds response time) PM, insisting it was just a prank and calling me a dick for getting him in shit with his mom.

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There's no moral order at all.
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Can my violence conquer yours?

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Quote by moscaespañol
Unless it looks like shit, I fail to see how a Boss 302 Mustang is a beater.






not all 302 mustangs were boss mustangs,

302 = 5.0 Liter = Most sold mustang ever made = there are like a billion of them on the road


but more importantly, mustangs suck (excluding modified fox bodies of course, those little rascals)
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not all 302 mustangs were boss mustangs,

302 = 5.0 Liter = Most sold mustang ever made = there are like a billion of them on the road


Serious pro-tip here.


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but more importantly, mustangs suck (excluding modified fox bodies of course, those little rascals)


......And, this is heresy.

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There's no moral order at all.
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#27
OP you fail. Post the conversation if it's even remotely good, or go post this on reddit so you can get -500 points.
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#29
I wonder if he got hacked, or he really is that much fail.
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#31
The way you describe your friend makes you seem like a bit of a jerk. YOU clearly have no respect for him... Wait until you fail out of college. Next time save it for the Combine, Mr. McMurphy.
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#34
Yeh that's not trolling, that's just having a go at someone.
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Wrecked several times (minor incidents involving fences and shrubs) and is just a junker car. Paint's fading and peeling away, and he has lots of technical shortcomings. (Last I checked, it IS a 5-speed but the clutch cable is in two pieces that are tied together). See the light?

Responses I expected, though the trolling was definitely mine. His mom rides his ass for smoking pot, so I start picking at fine details of his dimwitted responses, eventually leading up to "Dude, are you high?" after a particularly nonsensical comment he made. Which resulted in a hurried (less than 60 seconds response time) PM, insisting it was just a prank and calling me a dick for getting him in shit with his mom.


You sound like an awful friend.
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#37
trolling????

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#38
I applaud your superior trolling.


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#40
It's always "a friend of mine" eh?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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