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#1
Yep, she's gone.

Been together years, had no idea this was coming.

She left tuesday morning saying she was popping out for a pint of milk - not seen her since.

She called yesterday night to say it's over.

I'm coping OK so far, I'm getting by on the powdered stuff.


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#3
that sucks dude

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e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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#4


Srsly though, that sucks man
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#5
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Srsly though, that sucks man


I came in here to show a level of sympathy yet you made me laugh. YOU MONSTER!


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#6
That was fucking hilarious.


Do it again man.
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#7
who needs women anyway
When you're in the YMCA?
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#8
Man you want to leave the powdered milk alone, it's no substitute for real milk. Just pop out and get some yourself
#9
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Man you want to leave the powdered milk alone, it's no substitute for real milk. Just pop out and get some yourself

He might never come back.


If you're serious then that really sucks.
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brot pls
#11
:-\
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#14
This happened to me once. I probably should have guessed what was happening - no one takes a packed suitcase with them to go get a pint of milk.
#15
Milk... destroys relationships.
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#16
She probably got eaten by zombies. Fortify your house.

But sorry for you man, that sucks. Grieve, then go get a better one, ittal hurt less in the long run.

Time on earth is like butterscotch; you really want more, even though it will probably just make you ill.



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#17
Got Milk?


I do.
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#18
Did she at least give you the milk?
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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#22
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k koo

Either you're a troll sniper or a total dick... right now i'm leaning toward troll sniper.

Seems totally rediculous but if this is actually serious then holy shit your woman is a bitch to ditch you like that. No respect for you at all.
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#23
that's what you get for letting her out of the kitchen

HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#24
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that's what you get for letting her out of the kitchen


everyone knows buying milk is a womens job
#25


Srs though

Zero respect for anyone that does that, male or female. Especially partners that leave and the other is rendered a single parent to a young kid.
Subhuman IMO
#26
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everyone knows buying milk is a womens job

women don't buy milk, they make milk
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#27


I'm sorry to hear that



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All you need is yo' fingers and the strings
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#28
ITT People that don't get jokes.
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#29
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ITT People that don't get jokes.


Its funnier than the actual joke its bloody great.


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#30
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ITT People that don't get jokes.

It's because powdered milk is so uncommon. Little wonder, since only communists use it.
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#31
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It's because powdered milk is so uncommon. Little wonder, since only communists use it.



or folk without wives...


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#32
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or folk without wives...

What did I just say?
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#33
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What did I just say?




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#34
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It's because powdered milk is so uncommon. Little wonder, since only communists use it.

There are very few powdered cows left as well.
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#36
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There are very few powdered cows left as well.


I prefer chocolate cows.
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There are very few powdered cows left as well.


Sadly they were almost made extinct in the last few decades of sand storms.
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#38
T'is a harsh life for powered milk cows, but they shall always live on in my memory through this hard patch of my life.


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#40
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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