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#1
Okay, so I realize that a woman wearing a skirt would indeed be better off wearing a pair, but as for men, I have never understood why we feel the need to dress up our groin department. Seems like just another pointless extra layer of clothing that's also kind of a waste of money.

Of course I wear them, but only because its socially expected.

Anyone like to let it hang?
#2
i dont know theyre stupid i hate plants
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i dont know theyre stupid i hate plants

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#7
Because cotton feels better than denim.
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#9
If you're into athletics, they stop your balls flapping around and getting hurt, and they reduce the smell's ability to waft about. Chafing was mentioned, it also lets your pants last longer because they aren't being bombarded with your leaky ass and dick juice, so we just wear some cheap cloth under the pants to protect them instead of letting a fairly touch fabric like denim be worn out faster, because it's easier to shell out a fiver for new underwear than it is a 20 for new jeans.
#10
so that the piss gets on a layer besides our pants since most of us are too lazy to shake correctly
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#11
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#12
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If you're into athletics, they stop your balls flapping around and getting hurt, and they reduce the smell's ability to waft about. Chafing was mentioned, it also lets your pants last longer because they aren't being bombarded with your leaky ass and dick juice, so we just wear some cheap cloth under the pants to protect them instead of letting a fairly touch fabric like denim be worn out faster, because it's easier to shell out a fiver for new underwear than it is a 20 for new jeans.






I wear them because they feel good.
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#14
Because when you work in a plant where many things can go wrong, you'd want many layers between you and your junk.
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i dont know theyre stupid i hate plants

YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR PLANTS

What other lies have you been spreading?
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#16
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#17
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YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR PLANTS

What other lies have you been spreading?


i do take care of them i just hate them

i water them and look after them and they just sit there like dicks

all they give me is their leafiness

their beautiful leafiness

i guess it isnt too bad but theyre still dicks
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#18
Otherwise it would hang out of my jeans
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#19
I just get horny if i try to sleep naked.

Never go commando though unless i have to.

haha
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#20
I don't have balls nor do I wear skirts, so I've been sitting here for like 4 minutes trying to think of things to justify the existence of my underwear.
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#22
Zippers.

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#23
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I don't have balls nor do I wear skirts, so I've been sitting here for like 4 minutes trying to think of things to justify the existence of my underwear.

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#25
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Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
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#26
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I don't have balls nor do I wear skirts, so I've been sitting here for like 4 minutes trying to think of things to justify the existence of my underwear.

No one likes a bloody pair of jeans.


It would happen.
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#27
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i dont know theyre stupid i hate plants

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#30
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No one likes a bloody pair of jeans.


It would happen.


So what you're implying here is that the chafing would be so bad it would make my vagina bleed?

Right?
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#31
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So what you're implying here is that the chafing would be so bad it would make my vagina bleed?

Right?

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#33
Quote by fail
So what you're implying here is that the chafing would be so bad it would make my vagina bleed?

Right?

Yes...Exactly.

And women secrete stuff daily. Shit would probably run or something.


I'm taking this thread to a whole new level.
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#34
If I ever get tight spandex pants, I'm going to stop wearing underwear.
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#36
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Yes...Exactly.

And women secrete stuff daily. Shit would probably run or something.


I'm taking this thread to a whole new level.


I dunno. I'm going to test this out. I think tomorrow I'll go panties-less to get to the bottom of this.
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#37
So let me get this straight TS. You're all for men freeballin', but you're not into the idea of women in skirts going pantyless.


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I don't have balls nor do I wear skirts, so I've been sitting here for like 4 minutes trying to think of things to justify the existence of my underwear.


Try going without and see what happens. Maybe you'll like it, maybe the reasoning for women wearing underwear will become glaringly apparent.

Edit: Beaten ^
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#38
Quote by fail
I dunno. I'm going to test this out. I think tomorrow I'll go panties-less to get to the bottom of this.

Report back tomorrow.



with pics



EDIT: On the subject of girls going commando, I know a girl who does it with skirts. Another girl will in regular pants at times but I think she's discovered a few reasons not to, because she doesn't now. I never thought I'd utter the sentence "Your vag is showing" to someone.
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#39
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I dunno. I'm going to test this out. I think tomorrow I'll go panties-less to get to the bottom of this.

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