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#2
Well done.
Gear:

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#4
Only morons get drunk.
Quote by FatalGear41
In the end, the only question is: what bass would Jesus play?

I think he's a Fender Jazz guy.
#5
Nay, drunk I am not.

Quote by aCloudConnected
Drunk is not a proper noun.

But what if it's a title?
West Ham United
#6
I'm glad I decided to check UG before I went to bed.

'cause I'm drunk.

G'night, UG.
Quote by Jesus_Dean
There's bound to be a drummer here that can help you, otherwise check YouTube for tutorial vids.
Quote by yoduh4077
MY TIME HAS COME.
Quote by Jesus_Dean
^^^See! Told ya so!
#13
Quote by Alucard817
Only morons get drunk.

Hey, something had to motivate your conception.
#14
a couple of beers, but not drunk, in fact I have never been drunk.
Quote by Våd Hamster
Fuck yes you are the best poster ever

do you wanna hear a little piano composition I have just made?, I promise it don't totally sucks, you can hear it on my profile, any feedback would be really appreciated -C4C
#17
Quote by dullsilver_mike
All people are morons.


I wish I were drunk so that I could forget it for the evening.

That's not true. If everyone were morons then I would be drunk and I don't drink.
Quote by FatalGear41
In the end, the only question is: what bass would Jesus play?

I think he's a Fender Jazz guy.
#18
i had one shot and then smoked a shit ton of weed.

edit: also, i'm so glad college football is back.
Go Veg.
#20
only weak wimminz get drunk. I drink vodka like wasser
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#24
i am and so is my girlfriend because "apparently" i am an asshole so block me if you read this.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
Last edited by Harvey Swick at Sep 3, 2011,
#25
Its currently to early for me to drink atm, but i will be getting smashed tonight.

Looking forward to suicide shots...yay
Quote by Kensai
You'll find whisky very different, but try it and you'll grow into it, soon you and whisky are one, but still two, lovers dancing across a frozen lake under moonlight, wrapped in honey and warmth.


Sums up whisky perfectly
#26
I am, although I'm thinking of changing it since it doesn't do well with potential employers, name tags etc.


#27
honesty im not pished
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#33
Quote by frankv
Could you be a bigger fratboy?

I'm only hungover (and probably a bit intoxicated still), as I turned 20 this past midnight.

Hey, same here!
'Cept I've been in a shit mood, so I didn't go party.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#34
Quote by im not mental
i had one shot and then smoked a shit ton of weed.

add a couple more shots and i approve of this message
Quote by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

Quote by The_Blode
^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
#35
I was drunk last night, but today i feel like shit.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#38
Quote by RU Experienced?
I'll be drunk in about 5 hours.

me too

WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#40
Quote by RU Experienced?
I'm concerned about you man, I think you may have a drinking problem. You should get help.

My only problem is that I'm not drinking right now
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
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