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#1
I ****ing hate it that there are no little brats in games. If the game designers want to give us freedom and let us do what they want why the **** do they remove all the fun stuff?

Somebody should make a mod in Skyrim where we can run around and slowly kill children with low level fireballs and the shittiest low level dagger there ever is.
Or imagine a FarCry addon where all the mercenaries are kids like in "lord of the flies" and you have to kill them. Wouldn't that be sweet?
I remmeber in Fable the only reason there were children was so I could push one into a corner and punch/hack/slash/magic-rape it so I could max my evil.

I want children in videogames!
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#3
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You should hang with that guy who laughed when his friend's dad died in a car accident.
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#9
dude, play the original silent hill, there's babies in there to kill, that should quench your thirt for pedo-murder
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#11
Who needs a video game, Ts? You have the beautiful world to explore.
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#15
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You could play Halo.



They look little kids.


They sound like little kids too.

Always brings a tear to my when I butt them with my gun.

inb4 assrape jokes.
#16
Was it Fallout or Fallout 2 that had children you could punch in the groin or whatever
#17
In the original Mafia game, there is a mission where you have the opportunity to kill the lawyer's wife and child.

It'll fail you if you do, but you still can.
#21
Pretty sure there's some law or something against having children that you can kill in games. That's why things like GTA never have children in.
Although, some games, like Bioshock, get away with it by making them not quite child-like.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure the same law counts for films too.
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#24
Quote by uk.mace
Pretty sure there's some law or something against having children that you can kill in games. That's why things like GTA never have children in.
Although, some games, like Bioshock, get away with it by making them not quite child-like.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure the same law counts for films too.



Well, these guys got away with it for their movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAt7eqmzxGU
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Quote by uk.mace
Pretty sure there's some law or something against having children that you can kill in games. That's why things like GTA never have children in.
Although, some games, like Bioshock, get away with it by making them not quite child-like.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure the same law counts for films too.

And if they do then Jack Thompson would win. He can't win damn it!
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#29
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Dude you need help. Lot's of it. You should me locked up for comments like these.
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#30
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Dude you need help. Lot's of it. You should me locked up for comments like these.


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#31
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Dude you need help. Lot's of it. You should me locked up for comments like these.

You steal strings! You too should be locked up!
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Dude you need help. Lot's of it. You should me locked up for comments like these.

Yes, someone alert the thought police.
#34
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i guess he meant steel strings


That was going to be my original name, but some already had it.
And I don't steal strings !

But seriously though. Killing kids in games? I just find that a little disturbing.
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#36
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But seriously though. Killing kids in games? I just find that a little disturbing.


Why is the killing of smaller pixalated persons disturbing? There is no objectical difference.

Its exactly the same as killing a child in your mind, which i think most of us have done so
(Sitting in class, annoyed by some bitch that can't keep her f*cking mouth shut, fantasizing how you can blast that bitch with a 44. colt, so the lesson can continue = other variations could be: strangling that stupid kid in public transportation/place that can't stop crying/nagging to his parents because he doesn't get 'X' object)

Virtual violence is virtual violence, its fake and it will not hurt anybody.

But seriously, why do people think that kids are hollier then holy? i f*cking hate and despise them. I rather save the life of a well developed intelligent 20-year old adult then some little brad who hasn't accomplished/proved anything and will probably develope in an other useless piece of shit.

sorry for /rant
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#40
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I think the term is pedocide


Infanticide, no?

Also, if an 11'er posted this thread, it'd probably be closed by now.
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