#1
Hey.

Okay so Christmas time is nearly upon us (yes it is, shut up), and it got me thinking about Santa (I know he's not real so you don't have to break my heart UG).

Anyway, I grew up in a pretty old house that had a proper chimney and fireplace so when my folks told me about him, he had an entry point. Then I thought, in houses where they didn't have a chimney, what did the parents tell the kids? How did Santa get in? Like, if he just opens the door and comes in it's kinda creepy, no? If he climbs in the window then that's a little child snatcherish isn't it?

I don't know, but I've got time to waste before I head out tonight so go Pit, go!
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#9
Quote by homeless-john
Hey.

Okay so Christmas time is nearly upon us (yes it is, shut up), and it got me thinking about Santa (I know he's not real so you don't have to break my heart UG).

Anyway, I grew up in a pretty old house that had a proper chimney and fireplace so when my folks told me about him, he had an entry point. Then I thought, in houses where they didn't have a chimney, what did the parents tell the kids? How did Santa get in? Like, if he just opens the door and comes in it's kinda creepy, no? If he climbs in the window then that's a little child snatcherish isn't it?

I don't know, but I've got time to waste before I head out tonight so go Pit, go!



No it's not, you're a total ****-face idiot ignorant douche bag, you should go kill yourself.


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#10
Physics, time and the laws of nature don't apply to Santa.

Or God.

I was told he could shrink to whatever size he likes but when I asked if he existed I was told he did "if I believed in him," because my mom didn't want to lie.
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#16
My parents never let me believe in Santa Clause, because if I found out he wasn't real I might start to believe God wasn't real, either. They didn't see the irony in the whole situation.
#17
What's with the hate for Christmas? I get all giddy when it starts getting closer
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#18
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Fuck you no it isn't its September

This.

We need to start planning for Oktoberfest then Halloween then Thanksgiving and THEN Christmas.

And I've never lived in a house with a chimney. My parents never actually said anything about Santa, they just left presents under the tree and I knew it was them the whole time. I learned about Santa from my friends.
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#19
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This.

We need to start planning for Oktoberfest


Good point ! I'm might actually go this year. -runs of too google flights-
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#21
He comes in through the backdoor.


at least that's what i saw in this porn once.
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#22
grats on the thought bro.
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#23
Quote by guitarxo
This.

We need to start planning for Oktoberfest then Halloween then Thanksgiving and THEN Christmas.

And I've never lived in a house with a chimney. My parents never actually said anything about Santa, they just left presents under the tree and I knew it was them the whole time. I learned about Santa from my friends.


Actually, first we have to start planning for my birthday, which is obviously the most significant event of September.
#24
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Actually, first we have to start planning for my birthday, which is obviously the most significant event of September.

It's kinda hard to plan if you don't know when it is
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#25
Quote by Larz89
or anything else that doesn't exist.

Physics, time and the laws of nature don't exist?


OT: There is no Santa. Only a red pedobear.
#26
September 17, this day shall echo throughout all the decades that still lay before us


I haven't celebrated my birthday for almost 8 years now.
#27
Well, in a family with 6 kids, I was the only one who refused to believe in santa in my childhood. I was like "this doesn't even have anything to do with God or the supernatural, it makes no sense" so that pissed my parents off. But they bought some big metal key with santa carved into it that they would always slip under our door mat on christmas eve and say its what santa used to unlock the door. Was a pretty good idea if you ask me.
#28
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Physics, time and the laws of nature don't exist?


OT: There is no Santa. Only a red pedobear.


What the f*ck are you talking about?

This is how you have to interpret my sentence: Physics, time and the laws of nature do not apply to santa, God "or anything else that doesn't exist".

How you managed to come to 'Physics, time and the laws of nature don't exist?' is beyond my knowledge lol
Last edited by Larz89 at Sep 3, 2011,