#1
So uhh, I got a missed call from some odd number and the person who did so left a voicemail. The message said "Hello, you don't know me but I know you very very well". It sounded like a woman maybe in her 20s or 30s, and had a Russian accent.


That was it. The entire message was just that.


It's currently 1 am and I can no longer sleep.


What the **** just happened?!
#3
Ah, young love.
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#5
It's probably just a miss-dial. She meant to call her ex-husband who neglected her but called you instead. Such is life in russia.
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#6
Call her back. She clearly wants your dick.
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#7
im not a woman and i was going for swedish
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#9

cool story bro
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#13
It was Kenan.


edit: ninja'd by him
you're a stone fox
Last edited by Saint78 at Sep 3, 2011,
#14
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^ Sniped damn, what i was going to say :/
EDIT: more Snipes :/


i win
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Quote by metaldood91
Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#16
I tried calling back but there was no answer. The number called a couple times this week but I wasn't there to answer on time and didn't want to call back and waste money.


There are weird conspiracy theories going through my head at the moment.
#19
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I tried calling back but there was no answer. The number called a couple times this week but I wasn't there to answer on time and didn't want to call back and waste money.


There are weird conspiracy theories going through my head at the moment.


Ever see the movie Taken?
Check and see if someone you love is missing haha
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Quote by metaldood91
Hi. Can someone tell me which guitars are real 24 fret guitars and which are just 22 fret guitars with 2 extra frets added on?
#22
I hope it is a prank call, cause right now all the other ideas I've thought about sound like something from the movie 'Eagle Eye'


Whoever did it is getting one straight in the face
#23
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I hope it is a prank call, cause right now all the other ideas I've thought about sound like something from the movie 'Eagle Eye'


Whoever did it is getting one straight in the face


im curious as to whether 'one' implies ejaculation or eye contact
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#26
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im curious as to whether 'one' implies ejaculation or eye contact

I'm going to ejaculate in their face and stare whoever it was right in the eye.


AEDIT: I wonder if it really is some shady government agency...


v I already tried that, no answer.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Sep 3, 2011,
#27
the KGB is after you...


No seriously, call her back
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#28


I can see it now...
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#31
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I'm going to try and sleep now.


Wish me luck guise.

Don't let the bedrussians bite...
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#32
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Don't let the bedrussians bite...

i can't promise anything
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#34
Why, why do you people keep asking me what just happened?

I wasn't there, you were. Sort it out. Jeeze.
#39
Trolled from Russia?
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#40
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Wasn't there a thread a while back where some of you guys posted your phone numbers? Could be from that...

Yeah I haven't seen that thread and would never post my phone number anywhere in The Pit.


I'm still alive so that's good