#1
Basically I've got a massive, massive phobia of spiders. I was wondering if anyone in the Pit has advice about conquering my phobia...

Inb4 posting pictures of spiders thinking you're trolling
Inb4 you can't inb4 your own thread
#3
phobias are irrational fears, you can't conquer them with any amount of rationality or objectivity

sorry brah
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#5
smite those spiders with the hammer of Thor. let them hear your anger echo through the corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds.
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#6
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I wouldn't call falling from great heights an irrational fear

If it gets to the point where it's irrational it is.
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phobias are irrational fears, you can't conquer them with any amount of rationality or objectivity

sorry brah

Really? Makes sense I guess. It just really annoys me that I can't do anything about it...

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smite those spiders with the hammer of Thor. let them hear your anger echo through the corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds.

I would, but then I'd have loads of spider juice to clean up...
#10
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I wouldn't call falling from great heights an irrational fear

...then it's not a phobia...
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#11
find the hottest girl who is willing to dress up as a spider to dress up as a spider, and then take her picture and fap to it until you get turned on every time you see a spider.
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#12
i used to be afraid
of spiders
then
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#13
I am an arachnophobic. I fucking hate those damn things.
I can't even look at pictures, or watch one on TV.

You can talk to a psychologist about maybe overcoming your fear. What they do is desensitize you in a controlled environment.
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#15
How can you people be afraid of such amazing creatures? They are protecting you from other bugs by eating them.
#17
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How can you people be afraid of such amazing creatures? They are protecting you from other bugs by eating them.

That's why they call it an IRRATIONAL FEAR.

Just like ophidiaphobia, the fear of snakes
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find the hottest girl who is willing to dress up as a spider to dress up as a spider, and then take her picture and fap to it until you get turned on every time you see a spider.



i think this one might actually work...
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#19
Spiders are awesome. They are like guardians. They eat all the annoying little shit bugs(no-see-um's, mosquito's etc).
#20
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Spiders are awesome. They are like guardians. They eat all the annoying little shit bugs(no-see-um's, mosquito's etc).

So do lizards and they are no where near as creepy.
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