#1
My fellow pit monkeys what are we doing with our lives?

An intern has an asteroid named after her. We should be doing more.


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/8292905/teen-intern-has-new-asteroid-named-after-her
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#2
First thing you could do is learn some grammar.
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#5
there are millions of rocks out there
HILT!

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#6
well i bet she rocks
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#7
"It's an honour that there's a rock out there with my name on it."




I lol'd so hard at this.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#9
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"It's an honour that there's a rock out there with my name on it."



I lol'd so hard at this.


I have something rock hard with her name on it.
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#10
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I have something rock hard with her name on it.

Come on dude.. you don't even know what she looks like.
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#11
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Come on dude.. you don't even know what she looks like.


I don't care about looks. What matters is what's on the inside.

edit: her picture is next to the story dude. Very hot. I'd hit that.
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#12
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I have something rock hard with her name on it.


You mean... your penis?
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#13
From the end of the article it sounds as if the other researchers are seriously pissed that a little intern found it...

Here's a photo of her guys:

Last edited by conor-figgy at Sep 4, 2011,
#14
Quote by Neo Evil11
I don't care about looks. What matters is what's on the inside.

edit: her picture is next to the story dude. Very hot. I'd hit that.

They're all pink on the inside
#15
Quote by Neo Evil11
I don't care about looks. What matters is what's on the inside.

edit: her picture is next to the story dude. Very hot. I'd hit that.



Bear Grylls is a very attractive man, but he's no teenage intern.
#17
Quote by conor-figgy
From the end of the article it sounds as if the other researchers are seriously pissed that a little intern found it...

Here's a photo of her guys:


Looks more like a photo of her than of her guys.
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#18
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Looks more like a photo of her than of her guys.

I may have left out a comma, touché.
#19
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Looks more like a photo of her than of her guys.

#20
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Bear Grylls is a very attractive man, but he's no teenage intern.


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#22
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Smokin'.



I'ld Bangor.
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#23
I would use my rocket to enter her blackhole.
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#26
I'd explore 'eranus.
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#29
I'd big bang that.
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#32
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I'd take her out on a nice date and marry the shit out of her

amidoinitrite?


Nah, wouldn't work. She can't resist my groovitational pull. You have no chance in attracting her.
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#33
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I'd take her out on a nice date and marry the shit out of her

amidoinitrite?

You're gonna have a tough time to find a rock to put on her finger when two giant ones already have her name on them.


EDIT: wow, an unintentional testicle joke
#34
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You're gonna have a tough time to find a rock to put on her finger when two giant ones already have her name on them.


EDIT: wow, an unintentional testicle joke
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#35
Congratulations, you've got a dead lump of stone among millions of others floating in a vast nothingness named after you. Sounds kind of like being Welsh to me, what's new about this to her?

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